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Day: February 14, 2025

The Babylon Bee Has Obtained RFK Jr.’s New And Improved Food Pyramid
Babylon Bee

The Babylon Bee Has Obtained RFK Jr.’s New And Improved Food Pyramid

Finn McFrameFebruary 14, 2025

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. was only officially confirmed and sworn in as the new Secretary of Health and Human Services…

Igloo Recalls Coolers Over Finger Amputation Risk
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Igloo Recalls Coolers Over Finger Amputation Risk

Finn McFrameFebruary 14, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionIgloo is recalling more than 1 million of its coolers following reports that a handle issue led to…

The Onion

Joann Fabrics Announces Plans To Make Mishmash Store Out Of Shuttered Locations’ Scraps

Finn McFrameFebruary 14, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionThe post Joann Fabrics Announces Plans To Make Mishmash Store Out Of Shuttered Locations’ Scraps appeared first on…

The Onion

JD Vance Sets Out Little Heart-Covered Mailbox On Desk Just In Case

Finn McFrameFebruary 14, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionThe post JD Vance Sets Out Little Heart-Covered Mailbox On Desk Just In Case appeared first on The…

Impatient Liberal Journalist Starting to Suspect Trump Will Never Send Her to a Concentration Camp
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Impatient Liberal Journalist Starting to Suspect Trump Will Never Send Her to a Concentration Camp

Finn McFrameFebruary 14, 2025

ATLANTA, GA — An impatient liberal journalist employed by CNN began to express doubts this week that President Trump will…

The Onion

Tips For Embracing Single Life

Finn McFrameFebruary 14, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionDespite stereotypes that unpartnered people are lonely or unhappy, being single doesn’t have to be a burden. The…

Democrats Vow to Fight DOGE by Wasting More Money Than Ever
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Democrats Vow to Fight DOGE by Wasting More Money Than Ever

Finn McFrameFebruary 14, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The tug-of-war taking over federal spending continued this week, as prominent Democrats pledged to waste more money…

The Onion

New Evidence Suggests Humans Developed Written Language To Avoid Breaking Up In Person

Finn McFrameFebruary 14, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionCHICAGO—Noting that early humans’ aversion to confrontation played a critical role in their evolution, a new study published…

Europeans Beg JD Vance To Become President Of Europe
Babylon Bee

Europeans Beg JD Vance To Become President Of Europe

Finn McFrameFebruary 14, 2025

MUNICH — After witnessing his fiery speech against unchecked mass migration in Munich, residents of Europe begged JD Vance to…

Mysterious Tar Balls Washing Up On Florida Beaches
The Onion

Mysterious Tar Balls Washing Up On Florida Beaches

Finn McFrameFebruary 14, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionThe U.S. Coast Guard has been searching for tar balls that began showing up on South Florida beaches,…

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