Congressional Gridlock After DOGE Fires Only Government Employee With Key To Capitol

Congressional Gridlock After DOGE Fires Only Government Employee With Key To Capitol

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Congressional work has come to a complete standstill after the Department of Government Efficiency fired the only employee in the federal government who can unlock the Capitol building.

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Finn McFrame

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.

Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.

Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.

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