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Day: February 24, 2025

Church Members Curious Where Pastor’s Reference To 1997’s ‘Anaconda’ Is Going
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Church Members Curious Where Pastor’s Reference To 1997’s ‘Anaconda’ Is Going

Finn McFrameFebruary 24, 2025

SPRINGFIELD, MO — A congregation sat in suspense during the Sunday morning service over the weekend, as church members grew…

House Hunters Episode Derailed After BlackRock Buys All 3 Properties
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House Hunters Episode Derailed After BlackRock Buys All 3 Properties

Finn McFrameFebruary 24, 2025

ORANGE, CA — A new episode of HGTV’s House Hunters was derailed yesterday after BlackRock quickly purchased all three of…

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Virtually Imperceptible Facial Expression Sends Shock Wave Through ‘White Lotus’ Fan Base

Finn McFrameFebruary 24, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionNEW YORK—With thousands flocking to social media to discuss a scene from the popular HBO series in which…

Trump Fired After Forgetting To Reply To Elon’s Email
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Trump Fired After Forgetting To Reply To Elon’s Email

Finn McFrameFebruary 24, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — America’s new golden age came screeching to an unexpected halt today, as news broke that President Donald…

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Elon Musk Holds Office-Wide Contest To Guess How Many Sperm In Cup

Finn McFrameFebruary 24, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—In an attempt to raise morale by providing a fun yet challenging activity for employees of the U.S.…

Matt Walsh Current Frontrunner For Next Pope
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Matt Walsh Current Frontrunner For Next Pope

Finn McFrameFebruary 24, 2025

VATICAN CITY — As the world waited to hear more about the condition of the ailing Pope Francis, rumors circulated…

KFC Leaves Kentucky
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KFC Leaves Kentucky

Finn McFrameFebruary 24, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionKFC, formerly known as Kentucky Fried Chicken, is leaving its namesake state, moving its corporate headquarters to Plano,…

Oh No: Admiral Piett Gets Email From Lord Vader Asking What He Accomplished Last Week
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Oh No: Admiral Piett Gets Email From Lord Vader Asking What He Accomplished Last Week

Finn McFrameFebruary 24, 2025

OUTER RIM — Following a sudden rise in rank, Admiral Firmus Piett was faced with his most challenging mission yet:…

The Onion

Tips For Getting Involved At Your Child’s School

Finn McFrameFebruary 24, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionServing as a parent volunteer is a great way to bolster your child’s education as well as give…

The Onion

Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them

Finn McFrameFebruary 24, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—With the elected officials trying their hardest not to move a muscle, reports confirmed Monday that top Democratic…

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