🎬 Hollywood is at it again! After watching the trailer for the retro-style game Terminator 2D: No Fate, producers made a bold decision – this is the perfect new movie! The catch? They didn’t actually watch the game’s trailer past the first 10 seconds.
🤯🎞 Hollywood Execs See 16-Bit Graphics, Call It ‘Revolutionary CGI’
🤖 For context, Terminator 2D: No Fate is a side-scrolling action game inspired by Terminator 2. You play as either T-800 or Sarah Connor, battling T-1000 to save John. But Hollywood executives, blinded by nostalgia and desperate for a win, mistook the pixel art for a “cutting-edge visual aesthetic” and immediately greenlit a live-action adaptation.
💡 “For the first time in 30 years, we finally have a real Terminator story! No agendas, just robots punching each other and explosions!” said one studio exec, adding that previous sequels were too “focused on all that time travel nonsense.” The new movie will cut out unnecessary “plot” and focus entirely on action.
🎮 There’s just one tiny problem – the game is literally a remake of Terminator 2. But the studio doesn’t seem to care. “Times have changed! We can just keep remaking things with different branding!” said one insider.
🦾 The movie is also expected to use “groundbreaking AI technology” – meaning real actors might be replaced with AI versions. “Finally, Arnold will deliver more convincing lines than he did in Dark Fate,” joked one producer.
🎬 The film is set for a 2026 release – unless someone at the studio accidentally watches Terminator 2 and realizes they’ve already made this movie.
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