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Day: March 5, 2025

Air1 Runs Another Commercial About How They Don’t Have Any Commercials
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Air1 Runs Another Commercial About How They Don’t Have Any Commercials

Finn McFrameMarch 5, 2025

FRANKLIN, TN — Listeners were in for an unexpected treat last night, as Christian radio network Air1 unveiled another commercial…

Report: TobyMac Still Doing His Thing
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Report: TobyMac Still Doing His Thing

Finn McFrameMarch 5, 2025

U.S. — According to sources, DC Talk founder and 2004 Dove Award-winning solo artist Toby Mac is still out there,…

The Onion

Trump Outlines Bold Vision For Golden Age Of China

Finn McFrameMarch 5, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Promising a glorious future marked by limitless prosperity for the East Asian nation, President Donald Trump outlined a…

8 Powerful Ways Democrats Protested Trump’s Speech
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8 Powerful Ways Democrats Protested Trump’s Speech

Finn McFrameMarch 5, 2025

The world is abuzz following President Donald Trump’s speech before a joint session of Congress, with many people talking about…

The Onion

Congress All Groggy Today After Staying Up Past 8:30

Finn McFrameMarch 5, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Groaning with exhaustion and joint pain after their late bedtime last night, members of Congress were reportedly all…

Husband Holds Up ‘False’ Paddle During Argument With Wife
Babylon Bee

Husband Holds Up ‘False’ Paddle During Argument With Wife

Finn McFrameMarch 5, 2025

SPOKANE, WA — Local husband Vincent “Vince” Hampton found his voice Wednesday when, during an argument with his wife, he…

The Onion

Sergeant-At-Arms Ejects Al Green After Repeated Warnings About His Race

Finn McFrameMarch 5, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionThe post Sergeant-At-Arms Ejects Al Green After Repeated Warnings About His Race appeared first on The Onion.   Finn…

Democrats File Articles Of Impeachment Against Little Black Boy With Cancer
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Democrats File Articles Of Impeachment Against Little Black Boy With Cancer

Finn McFrameMarch 5, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Congressional Democrats acted quickly to file articles of impeachment against D.J. Daniels, the young black cancer survivor…

The Onion

Homesick Luka Doncic Gazes Longingly At Photo Of Barren Dallas Office Park

Finn McFrameMarch 5, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionLOS ANGELES—In the aftermath of a stunning trade that saw the point guard move from the Texas city…

Hitler Defeated After Opposition Party Holds Up Tiny Signs On Paddles
Babylon Bee

Hitler Defeated After Opposition Party Holds Up Tiny Signs On Paddles

Finn McFrameMarch 5, 2025

BERLIN — In a shocking turn of events, Hitler was defeated and the Nazi regime overthrown after the opposition party…

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