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Day: March 6, 2025

9 Essential Items France Is Providing In Defense Of Ukraine
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9 Essential Items France Is Providing In Defense Of Ukraine

Finn McFrameMarch 6, 2025

With the U.S. suspending all military aid amid contentious negotiations for peace, the historically courageous nation of France announced that…

German In Jail For A Meme Sure Hopes EU Can Stop Spread Of Russian Tyranny
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German In Jail For A Meme Sure Hopes EU Can Stop Spread Of Russian Tyranny

Finn McFrameMarch 6, 2025

FRANKFURT — According to sources, a German man who was jailed by authorities for sharing a meme is expressing hope…

Apostle Paul Reportedly Shipwrecked So Many Times Because He Failed To Ask For Traveling Mercies
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Apostle Paul Reportedly Shipwrecked So Many Times Because He Failed To Ask For Traveling Mercies

Finn McFrameMarch 6, 2025

CAMBRIDGE — In a noteworthy new discovery, a group of biblical scholars revealed a new consensus opinion that the Apostle…

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Trump Renames Eric ‘Eric Of America’

Finn McFrameMarch 6, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionThe post Trump Renames Eric ‘Eric Of America’ appeared first on The Onion.   Finn McFrameFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical…

Mechanic Exhausted After Long Day of Making Up Fake Car Parts That Need To Be Fixed
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Mechanic Exhausted After Long Day of Making Up Fake Car Parts That Need To Be Fixed

Finn McFrameMarch 6, 2025

ALLENTOWN, PA — Local mechanic Ruben Rivera appeared exhausted Wednesday after a long day making up fake car parts that…

Catholic Church Introduces White Ashes For Black People
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Catholic Church Introduces White Ashes For Black People

Finn McFrameMarch 6, 2025

VATICAN — Ash Wednesday in 2025 was the most inclusive ever, say Vatican officials, thanks to the introduction of new…

Democrats Ready To Defend Department Of Education Just As Soon As They Figure Out What It Does
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Democrats Ready To Defend Department Of Education Just As Soon As They Figure Out What It Does

Finn McFrameMarch 6, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — With reports circulating that President Donald Trump was preparing to sign an executive order to eliminate the…

The Onion

Fact-Checking Trump On The Russia-Ukraine War

Finn McFrameMarch 6, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionFollowing his Oval Office clash with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky, President Donald Trump has paused military aid to…

The Onion

Town With Heavyset Mule Stuck In Barn Door Plumb Out Of Ideas

Finn McFrameMarch 6, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionRANBURNE, AL—Concluding an hours-long summit with top thinkers from the area, residents of a town with a heavyset…

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🔥 Gaming Industry Scandal: BlackRock Funds Ethnic Cleansing 2!

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A true upheaval has occurred in the world of investments and video games! BlackRock, the largest investment fund known for…

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