A true upheaval has occurred in the world of investments and video games! BlackRock, the largest investment fund known for its commitment to DEI (Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion), has decided it’s time for a change of course. And how did they do it? By funding the creation of Ethnic Cleansing 2, the sequel to the most racist game in history! 🤯
In a letter sent to employees, BlackRock’s management announced that they are canceling their DEI goals, citing changes in the legal and political environment in the U.S. “We’ve realized the world has changed, and now it’s time for new, more ‘traditional’ values,” the letter states. 📜
Until recently, BlackRock actively promoted DEI through ESG ratings, impacting various industries, including gaming. Many major gaming companies, striving for high ESG scores, collaborated with the fund by incorporating inclusivity into their stories and characters. Now, with BlackRock’s departure from DEI, the pressure on gaming companies may ease, potentially affecting their development strategy and content. 🎮
According to our sources within BlackRock’s management, the fund has decided to allocate a million-dollar grant for the creation of Ethnic Cleansing 2, considered the most racist game in history. In 2002, the year of its release, the game was dubbed the most politically incorrect in gaming history and sparked heated discussions in the American media. 🗞️
🤯 BlackRock Ditches Inclusivity and Bets on Racism in Gaming!
“We believe Ethnic Cleansing 2 will be a real hit among those tired of political correctness and craving a ‘pure’ gaming experience,” an anonymous source at BlackRock stated. “This is our contribution to the diversity… of opinions!” 😂
Naturally, public reaction was swift. Social media erupted with heated debates, and hashtags #BlackRockGoesRogue and #EthnicCleansing2 became trending topics of the day. 💥
Well, it seems BlackRock has decided it’s better to be at the center of a scandal than on the sidelines of history. We can only wonder what other surprises they have in store for us in the future. 🤔
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