7 Ways You Too Can Achieve Trump’s Perfect Orange Skin Glow
As the leader of the free world, President Donald J. Trump is a role model for all Americans. From his…
Day: March 26, 2025
Hegseth Kicking Himself For Not Just Getting 13 Soldiers Killed And Giving $80 Billion In Weapons To Terrorists
WASHINGTON, D.C. — With lawmakers calling for Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth to resign over leaked Yemen attack plans, Hegseth…
State Farm Now Offering Optional ‘Car Torched By Psychotic Purple-Haired Weirdo’ Coverage
U.S. — State Farm has begun offering optional extra car insurance coverage for protection against customers’ cars being torched by…
‘I Don’t Know Why They Call Me Hot Wheels,’ Thinks Governor Abbott While Launching Off G-Force Burnout Set Launcher Ramp
AUSTIN, TX — As he launched through the air off the G-Force Burnout Set Launcher Ramp, Governor Greg Abbott wondered…
😲 Petition Against Jack Black: Is It Time for Him to Retire in Virtual Reality? 🌌
A true scandal has erupted in the world of movies and video games! 🎬🎮 Internet users, tired of Jack Black’s…
Report: Anti-Science Attitude Strongest Among Those Who Believe Turtle Has Little Apartment Inside Shell
Read MoreThe OnionCHICAGO—Highlighting a rising distrust in evidence-based knowledge, a report published Wednesday in the American Journal Of Sociology found…