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Read MoreThe OnionCAMBRIDGE, MA—Suggesting the reversal of a longstanding historical trend towards urbanization, a report published Tuesday by researchers at…
🎬 A scandal has erupted in Hollywood! Disney, panicking over the disastrous ticket sales for their new “Snow White” movie,…
BURBANK, CA — In an effort to boost ticket sales for what it suspected could be a disappointing opening, Disney…
CHICAGO, IL — Following extensive study, a group of prominent theologians agreed that the Antichrist would most likely be a…
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LYNCHBURG, VA — This week’s championship 4×200-meter relay event ended in disaster when a runner accidentally, tripped, punched, and attacked…
Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Extending an offer to immigrants hoping to relocate to the United States, President Donald Trump unveiled a new…
BLUE SPRINGS, MO — Members of a church small group were witness to a miraculous event this week, as a…
SEWARD, NE — A local man set an impressive new standard for frugality this week by renting a professional-grade steamroller…
Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Following a daring operation that saw authorities seize the man’s property and detain him in an undisclosed location,…
