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Day: April 8, 2025

Trump Announces HUGE Blowout Sale On Stocks
Babylon Bee

Trump Announces HUGE Blowout Sale On Stocks

Finn McFrameApril 8, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Despite the gloomy outlook reported in the media by countless economists and market experts, President Donald Trump…

Here Are The Products Most Affected By Tariffs In Each Country
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Here Are The Products Most Affected By Tariffs In Each Country

Finn McFrameApril 8, 2025

Trump has imposed tariffs on nearly every country on earth, leading to economic uncertainty and market panic. To ease the…

Mega Millions Raises Price Of Tickets To $5
The Onion

Mega Millions Raises Price Of Tickets To $5

Finn McFrameApril 8, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionMega Millions players will get slightly better odds and should start seeing more billion-dollar jackpots, but at a…

Dire Wolves Extinct Again After New Dr. Fauci Experiments
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Dire Wolves Extinct Again After New Dr. Fauci Experiments

Finn McFrameApril 8, 2025

DALLAS, TX — Though the week began with exciting news of a scientific breakthrough in reviving a long-gone species of…

Analysts Clarify That Trump Is Only Responsible For The Stock Market When It Goes Down
Babylon Bee

Analysts Clarify That Trump Is Only Responsible For The Stock Market When It Goes Down

Finn McFrameApril 8, 2025

U.S. — With investors pleasantly surprised that a crash has thus far been avoided and the market had rebounded in…

The Onion

Report: Recession Fears Forcing More Americans To Hold Off On Retiring From Presidency

Finn McFrameApril 8, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionThe post Report: Recession Fears Forcing More Americans To Hold Off On Retiring From Presidency appeared first on…

Man Imposes Tariffs As Wife Racks Up Huge Trade Deficit At Target
Babylon Bee

Man Imposes Tariffs As Wife Racks Up Huge Trade Deficit At Target

Finn McFrameApril 8, 2025

PHOENIX, AZ — In a move intended to fix what experts cited as a years-long imbalance, a local man announced…

🎉 Elton John and Madonna: How a Breast Became the Cause of a Decade-Long Rivalry! 🕺
🎤 Madonna and Elton John: The Battle of the Chest is Over! Find Out Who Won! 🎶
Music News

🎉 Elton John and Madonna: How a Breast Became the Cause of a Decade-Long Rivalry! 🕺

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In the world of pop music, an incredible event has taken place — Madonna and Elton John have finally reconciled…

The Onion

Man Who Bumped Tesla While Parallel Parking Sentenced To Death

Finn McFrameApril 8, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Warning that even the slightest dent, knick, or scratch would henceforth be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the…

The Onion

Florida Gators Climb Ladder With Scissors To Circumcise Dick Vitale

Finn McFrameApril 8, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionSAN ANTONIO—Capping off their rousing victory in the finals with a beloved NCAA basketball tradition, the Florida Gators…

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