4 Men Caught Smuggling Hundreds Of Ants
Read MoreThe OnionFour ant smugglers pleaded guilty after being caught by the Kenyan Wildlife Service attempting to sneak hundreds of…
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Family Arriving For Easter Service Surprised How Different Church Looks Without The Christmas Decorations
ATLANTA, GA — As the Glennon family walked into church for Easter service today, they were caught off guard by…
Scientists Identify Most Bitter-Tasting Substance
Read MoreThe OnionFood scientists discovered that Postia stiptica, a type of mushroom found in the U.K. and Ireland, contains a…
Even Investigators Not Sure Why They Keep Releasing Details Of Gene Hackman’s Death
Read MoreThe OnionSANTA FE, NM—Appearing visibly giddy as they released to the public a new barrage of information about the…
Small Town Kind Where Everyone Leaves Chastity Belts Unlocked
Read MoreThe OnionAMESVILLE, OH—Explaining that the tight-knit community was built upon a strong foundation of trust, residents of this small…
Florida Man Tries to Trade Alligator for Beer, World Briefly Makes Sense 🤪
Florida, the land of sunshine, alligators, and questionable life choices, has done it again! On July 17th, 2024 (a date…