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🚨🚨🚨 RED ALERT! The Red Rocker, Sammy Hagar, is BACK…again! 🙄 This time, he’s gracing us with a new single,…
DHARAMSHALA — After the sad news broke that Pope Francis had passed away just hours after meeting the U.S. Vice…
Read MoreThe OnionThe colossal squid, the heaviest invertebrate in the world, was captured on video swimming in the deep sea…
Defense Secretary Pete “Loose Lips” Hegseth, apparently mistaking the Pentagon for a frat house, reportedly shared juicy deets about Yemen…
GLORY — The afterlife of one of the world’s most prominent religious figures got off to an awkward start today,…
SPRINGFIELD, IL — In a stunning transformation, local dad Greg Thompson debuted a head-turning glow-up this weekend with a brand-new…
Read MoreThe OnionPresident Trump’s trade war has inspired a new TikTok trend of Chinese manufacturers encouraging shoppers to buy direct…
U.S. — According to sources, several individuals who bypassed the legal process in migrating to the United States are demanding…
In the wake of the explosive scandal involving the band New Pornographers, whose drummer Joe Seiders was arrested for possession…
Read MoreThe OnionLOS ANGELES—Saying the new format would help him present the series as he had always intended, Severance creator…
