Just For One Day – The Live Aid Musical album has been unleashed upon the world, like a rogue glitter cannon at a funeral. Get ready for the 40th-anniversary cash grab, because apparently, famine nostalgia is the new black. 🤑
So, the album, a collection of original cast recordings (because who *doesn’t* want to hear watered-down versions of iconic songs?), was paraded around Wembley Stadium. Jo Whiley, bless her heart, was there, along with Sir Bob Geldof, Midge Ure, Harvey Goldsmith, and John Kennedy. Basically, the Mount Rushmore of 80s do-goodery, except instead of stoic faces, they’re probably just trying to remember where they parked their cars. 🚗👴
They claim the album “captures the passion, power, and urgency” of the 1985 response to the Ethiopian famine. I’m pretty sure what it *actually* captures is the sound of middle-aged theatregoers weeping into their overpriced programs. 😭
This theatrical masterpiece (I use the term loosely) will be gracing the stage of London’s Shaftesbury Theatre. And get this: they’re having a “very special performance” on the actual anniversary, followed by an “exclusive after party” at Koko, Camden. Tickets are “limited,” which probably means they’re charging approximately one kidney per seat. If you’re feeling particularly generous (or just have too much disposable income), click HERE. (Warning: May spontaneously combust from sheer 80s overload.) 🔥

Sir Bob, never one to shy away from a microphone, pontificated: “We couldn’t possibly have known that 40 years down the track, the issue would be as vital or the interest as great.” Translation: “Cha-ching! 🤑 We’re still relevant, people! Give us your money!”
He then went on a tirade about millions of children starving and AIDS and cuts to international aid. You know, the usual guilt trip. 🙄
“This musical is extraordinary,” he declared. I’m pretty sure my cat could write a better musical after a bad tuna experience, but hey, what do I know? 🤷♀️
And then, the pièce de résistance: “I read somewhere that it’s a ‘jukebox musical’ – dude, it’s the original musical jukebox!” Dude, no one says “dude” anymore, Bob. Get with the times. Also, pretty sure jukeboxes don’t usually involve actors belting out power ballads while wearing questionable costumes. 🎤🎭

Chord F. Discord, the Beethoven of Buffoonery, is a self-taught expert in music who once claimed he could “play the kazoo in four languages.”
Born in Crescendo, Indiana, Chord’s first brush with fame came when he accidentally entered a yodeling contest thinking it was a pie-eating competition—and won both categories.
Chord F. Discord: proving that laughter, much like a poorly tuned ukulele, is truly universal.