OMG, Miami Gardens is, like, *19* years old?! 🥳 In 2022, this “city” (pop. 113k) in Miami-Dade County is trying to be cool. They claim “diversity” but it’s mostly just one flavor. They even have a stadium 🏟️ where sportsball happens! A 2020 “All-America City”?! 😂 Sure, Jan.
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
