Kiddie Lockdown Boot Camp: Because Summer Should Be *Extra* Stressful

OMG! CISA School Safety is hosting a virtual 😴 sesh on May 15, 2025, 3:00 p.m. – 4:00 p.m. EDT! 🙄 Get ready for emergency plans for K-12! Location: Microsoft Teams Live (if they ever send the link)! 🤣

School’s out, but CISA’s got you covered with thrilling updates to emergency plans! 🤓 Experts will chat about threats and risks. Learn how to prepare with ZERO resources!🤯 K-12, cops, parents… everyone’s invited! Got Qs? Email [email protected]! 😂

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Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.

Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.

Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤

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