OMG, Miley Cyrus, the queen of oversharing, is at it again! 🙄 Apparently, her new album, Something Beautiful (eye roll), is out, but she’s still whining about her 2020 album, Plastic Hearts. Girl, move on! We’re so over it! 🙄🙄🙄
Miley sat down for a podcast interview, because, you know, she NEEDS the attention. She decided to bless us with her “wisdom” about why her collab with Dua Lipa, “Prisoner,” was a total flop for the album. Like, DUH! 🙄
During the podcast, someone actually dared to ask why Dua Lipa was even on the album in the first place. Miley’s response? It “wasn’t her idea.” 😱 Ouch! Way to throw someone under the bus, Miley! 🚌💨
“No shade to Dua,” Miley said, clearly throwing all the shade. “But ‘Prisoner’ just isn’t cohesive with the album.” Translation: “Dua ruined my masterpiece!” 😂 She then went on to say Dua would’ve been better on Endless Summer Vacation, like on “Wildcard” or “River.” Like, seriously? Does she think Dua is just some interchangeable pop star? 🙄
Of course, there have been rumors of a feud between these two divas. Apparently, “Prisoner” was initially on Miley’s album but then ended up on the re-release of Dua’s Future Nostalgia, which led to Dua getting all the streaming glory. 👑 As if that’s not enough, fans noticed Miley was listed as a “featured artist” and not a co-writer. Talk about a slap in the face! 👋
The feud speculation went into overdrive when Dua and Miley were spotted near each other at some fancy fashion event but acted like the other didn’t exist. 🙅♀️ Talk about awkward! 😬
READ MORE: Why Miley Cyrus Refused to Promote ‘Endless Summer Vacation’ (Probably because it was another flop, let’s be real. 😜)
And the drama doesn’t stop there! Fans are now convinced Miley’s new song, “Every Girl You’ve Ever Loved,” is a diss track aimed at Dua. 🎶 “I want what she has!” – said no one ever! 😂
Miley’s new album is supposedly going to make a “splash” on the charts and debut in the top 5 on the Billboard 200. Yeah, we’ll see about that. 🤔 Maybe she should focus on making good music instead of starting feuds. Just a thought. 🤷♀️
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