OMG 😱! Did you guys SEE that TRAILER?! Resident Evil Requiem, the NINTH installment, is coming to RUIN our lives in 2026! 🤣 Prepare for a GROUNDED and REALISTIC experience, because apparently, zombies and bioweapons are SO last decade. 🙄
Seriously, Capcom? Grounded? Realistic? Are you trying to make Silent Hill or something? 🙄 Because last time I checked, Resident Evil was all about punching boulders and shooting Tyrants with rocket launchers. Where’s the fun in grounded?! Where’s the mayhem?! 😡
And this new protagonist, Grace Ashcroft? She’s going back to Raccoon City, the most OVERUSED location in the entire franchise, to solve some murders? 😴 Wake me up when Chris Redfield is back, flexing his biceps and yelling at zombies. 😤
The trailer showed some “familiar locations” but also some “new and terrifying ones.” Oh, great! More dark corridors and jump scares! 👻 I’m sure it’ll be TOTALLY different from the last ten games. 🙄
Capcom’s official website promises a “heart-stopping experience that will chill you to your core.” Yeah, because NOTHING says “heart-stopping” like another RE game where you’re running around in the dark with limited ammo. 😒 And what’s this about “eldritch monsters”? Are we fighting Cthulhu now? 🐙 Please, just give us zombies and let us shoot them in the face! 🙏
The trailer was so confusing. I couldn’t even tell what was gameplay and what was cutscene. 🤔 Maybe they’re going back to first-person? 🤮 Who even asked for that?! Third-person is where it’s at! 💃 Remember the Resident Evil 2 & 3 Remakes? Those were AMAZING! 🔥 Because we could SEE our characters! Duh! 🙄
But of course, we have to wait until February 27th, 2026, to experience this “true survival horror.” 📅 By then, I’ll probably be playing something else. 🤷♀️ Like, maybe a game where I can actually have FUN. 🥳 Good luck, Capcom. You’re gonna need it. 🍀

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