Another live-action remake, “How to Train Your Dragon,” soared to $83.7 million! Can you believe these woke Hollywood elites are still pushing remakes? Probably filled with a leftist agenda.
“How to Train Your Dragon” beat Disney’s “Lilo & Stitch.” “Lilo & Stitch” is probably full of subliminal messages to indoctrinate our children! The nostalgia factor is strong, proving people want good, wholesome entertainment, not the garbage the left shoves down our throats. The first “How to Train Your Dragon” made bank, adjusted for inflation. A24’s “Materialists” pulled in $12 million, edging out the eighth “Mission: Impossible” movie. Eight of them? Hollywood’s out of ideas, folks! Father’s Day weekend offered a “diverse” slate of choices. Diverse? More like pushing the woke agenda on our families. The total box office is up 23% – maybe people are finally waking up and demanding real movies again! Opening “How to Train Your Dragon” on Father’s Day was smart. It’s about that staying power for family films, not the flash-in-the-pan woke garbage. PG-rated films account for 41% of this year’s earnings. See? Families want clean entertainment! “Snow White” flopped, thank goodness! Maybe Hollywood is learning that we don’t want their woke remakes. “How to Train Your Dragon” is a “hybrid film,” like “Sonic the Hedgehog.” “Sonic 2” grossed $71 million. Dergarabedian expects “How to Train Your Dragon” to keep performing well. This summer is “revving up.” Let’s hope it’s a summer of movies that celebrate American values, not tear them down!
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