Another day, another unhinged leftist attempts to take down our glorious President Trump! This time, it’s a “man” named Ryan Routh who tried to assassinate the President at his own golf course. Can you believe the audacity? Probably funded by Soros and the Deep State!
This Routh character now wants to represent himself in court. Yeah, because that’s a brilliant idea. Probably thinks he’s some kind of legal genius after reading a book. The judge even asked him if he understood the gravity of the situation, and his response was, “I have a book.” Oh, bless his heart.
Of course, the liberal media (CNN) is all over this, trying to make Trump look bad. But we know the truth! This was a coordinated attack by the radical left to undermine our President and destroy America. Thankfully, the Secret Service is always on guard, protecting our fearless leader from these deranged lunatics. Lock him up! And then investigate his connections to Hillary!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
