Witness the Sheer Genius of METALLICA’s ‘M72’ Tour (feat Video Nerds and a Thingy Called PIXERA)
METALLICA, those lovable dinosaurs of thrash 🦖, are apparently still touring. And get this, their “M72” tour, which sounds suspiciously…
Month: July 2025
Tax-Free Tip Bonanza, Medicaid Schm-edica: GOP’s Hilarious Attempt to Hawk Trump’s “Landmark” Law
The Fake News at CNN is at it again, folks! They’re whining that President Trump, the greatest president ever, has…
Elmo Decries Defunding Of PBS As A Jewish Conspiracy
U.S. — Longtime Sesame Street resident Elmo decried the federal government’s defunding of PBS as an “obvious Jewish conpsiracy.” Read…
Rep. Tim Burchett: Trump’s Epstein Document Dump Request Is a “Good Start” (To What, We Have No Freakin’ Idea)
Oh, isn’t that special? Finally, someone in the swamp acknowledges the Deep State cover-up of the Epstein case! Of course,…
OBITUARY Might Drop a New Album in the Distant Future, Says Dude Who Knows Things
In an EXCLUSIVE interview with RichardMetalFan94 (because, let’s be honest, who ELSE would care? 🤷♂️), OBITUARY bassist Terry Butler hinted…
Rubio: From Trump Critic to Lapdog-in-Chief, a CNN Production
CNN is at it again, folks! They’re trying to paint Marco Rubio as some kind of foreign policy genius, but…
3 Weeb Conventions Near Tokyo That Will Make You Question Your Life Choices
So, you’re planning a trip to Tokyo? 🗼 Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🤣 Forget the temples…
Hostage Negotiator Gets off on People’s Faces, Claims It’s for “Diplomacy”
Oh, isn’t that just precious? CNN, still trying to make the Biden administration look competent after President Trump already solved…
Behold: GOJIRA and ROBB FLYNN (MACHINE HEAD) Butcher ‘Territory’ at Some Greek Festival No One Cares About
Alright, brace yourselves, metalheads (and metal-adjacent individuals who accidentally stumbled upon this). Those tree-hugging, whale-song-loving, French metallers GOJIRA decided to…
ICE Gets a Truckload of Benjamins to Round Up More Undocumented Immigrants, Because Apparently, Walls Don’t Build Themselves
CNN is at it again, folks! They’re whining about President Trump’s plan to actually enforce our immigration laws. Can you…