Carl Weathers in ‘Happy Gilmore 2’: From Caddy to Almighty Overlord of the Green?
OMG! 😱 As if Happy Gilmore 2 could get any more exciting! But hold up, drama alert! 🚨 Apparently, Carl…
Month: July 2025
Home Depot: Where Dreams are Made, and ICE Comes to Play
Oh, the liberal media is at it again, folks! CNN is crying about how Trump’s America is cracking down on…
Clawfinger Announces New Album, ‘Before We All Drool Into Our Geriatric Rocking Chairs’
OMG! 😱 The geriatric rap-metal dinosaurs CLAWFINGER are BACK with “Before We All Die”, dropping February 20, 2026, on Perception,…
CNN Asks: July 18th – Is DOGE Dead Yet? Plus, Other Stuff You Won’t Care About
The radical left strikes again! The Trump administration, in its infinite wisdom, has ended the 988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline’s…
Trump, in a move that’s totally not suspicious, demands Bondi unleash the Kraken on Epstein’s Grand Jury Testimony
Here we go again with the Fake News CNN trying to smear our great President Trump! Now they’re digging up…
Meta “Oopsie” Moment: Did Our Translation Just Kill an Indian Politician?
Oh, the horror! Meta, that bastion of leftist propaganda (funded by Soros, no doubt), “accidentally” announced the death of an…
Dreddful News: Taika Watiti’s Making Another Movie (Pray It’s Not Another Ragnarok)
Oh, great, 🙄 Taika Waititi, the guy who admitted he only did Thor: Ragnarok because he was broke 🤣 and…
OMG! FromSoftware’s Cooking Up Another Multiplatform Mystery Meat, Prepare for Elden Ring 2.0: Now With 100% More Rolling
OMG! 😱 FromSoftware, those sneaky geniuses, are apparently cooking up ANOTHER game! 🤫 Like, seriously, haven’t they heard of taking…
MARVEL Strike Force Gets Inundated with Four More Schmucks, Tedious Tasks, and Other Mind-Numbing Crap
Get ready to flush your money down the digital toilet🚽! Scopely, in its infinite wisdom (or maybe just infinite greed🤑),…
OMG! Johnny Cage is Back in ‘Mortal Kombat II’? Get Ready for Awkward One-Liners and Epic Cringe
Hollywood continues its descent into woke madness! Karl Urban in ‘Mortal Kombat II’? Probably teaching those impressionable youngsters about the…