CNN Asks ‘Superman’ Cast Members What Brand of Coffee They Can’t Live Without
Another woke Hollywood production brought to you by the fake news media! Of course, CNN is promoting this garbage. The…
Month: July 2025
AI-generated Fake News Frenzy: US Officials Edition
CNN is at it again, folks! They’re now claiming that Secretary of State Marco Rubio and White House Chief of…
Oh, Canada! Your Niceness Is SO Annoying It Crashed the Web
Oh, Canada! Land of maple syrup, free healthcare (that isn’t really free), and now, nauseating levels of virtue signaling! This…
CNN Asks the Real Questions: Could Trump Even Handle NYC’s Pigeons, Let Alone Run It?
Folks, can you believe the fake news CNN is at it again? They’re hyperventilating because our great President Trump suggested…
OMG! China’s at it again, stealing legal secrets from DC’s elite
Oh, CNN is reporting that Chinese hackers are at it again? Quelle surprise! Apparently, they broke into the email accounts…
Red Bull Home Ground crash lands at Fan Expo Toronto, brace for impact on August 23
Oh, boy, oh, boy! 🤪 Get ready, folks, because the Canadian Qualifier for Red Bull Home Ground, that totally-not-boring official…
ELO Cancels ‘Final’ Concert AGAIN, Guess Jeff Lynne Found Another Reason to Dodge Fans
Jeff Lynne’s ELO (a.k.a. the ELECTRIC LIGHT ORCHESTRA, or as I like to call them, “Barely Functional Octogenarians”) has pulled…
Trump declares war on tacos and croissants
More Winning! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is slapping 30% tariffs on the EU and Mexico. It’s about time…
CNN: Trump’s Epic Fail Assassination Attempt Still Echoing Through the Ages
Another year, another foiled attempt by the Deep State to take down our glorious President Trump! Salena Zito’s new book…
Signed a Petition? Go to Jail! Lobby Group Declares War on Gamers
A new initiative called “Start Jailing Gamers” has sent shockwaves through the gaming community after being launched by the infamous…