Equifax Stock Goes Down the Toilet After Biden Says “Boo”
Oh, the Deep State’s at it again, folks! Now they’re messing with our mortgages! This “VantageScore” nonsense is just another…
Month: July 2025
Trump Orders His Face Added To The Pep Boys Logo
Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Insisting that he deserved a place alongside the iconic visages of the auto supply company’s founders, President Donald…
‘I wanted to do something to fight back’: Developer creates totally useful app to stop ICE raids, probably
Oh, great, another snowflake app! This time, it’s to help illegals evade ICE. Joshua Aaron, a “musician and developer” (code…
Furious Newsom Says He Won’t Stand Silently By While Trump Fixes California
SACRAMENTO, CA — As the federal government takes steps to attempt to solve a myriad of problems facing the Golden…
Marvel’s ‘Wonder Man’: More Like ‘Blunder Man,’ Am I Right
Oh boy, buckle up buttercups 🪑, because Marvel’s dredging up another hero from the depths of comic book obscurity! Wonder…
Trump’s Wall Street Meltdown: Is This The End or Just a Really Bad Hair Day
Of course, CNN is trying to make President Trump look like some kind of unstable madman threatening a trade war.…
Inflation is Tame, Markets are High, But Orange Man Bad Because Tariffs
Oh, the Fake News is at it again! CNN, still whining about President Trump’s booming economy. “US stocks have rocketed…
From Bratwurst to Boat Ride: American Screw-Up Gets Kicked to Jamaica
Another day, another sob story from CNN, folks! This time, it’s about Jermaine Thomas, a “poor” fella deported to Jamaica.…
Night Shift: 8 Years of Sleep Deprivation, One Nurse’s Descent into Madness (via CNN)
Another day, another attack on hardworking Americans! This time, the liberal media is targeting night shift workers, trying to scare…
Opus Major Drops MAJJAM: Prepare for Co-Op Cuteness Overload and Catchy Tunes That Will Haunt Your Dreams
Oh, sweet merciful indie game gods, Opus Major (who?) has graced us with MAJJAM, a co-op adventure game where apparently,…