Trump Boys Beg Father To Let Them Keep Homeless Man As Pet
Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Running into several White House staff members as they tried to sneak their new friend inside, the Trump…
Day: September 5, 2025
Winds of Plague to Drag Their Corpse Out for One Last Cash Grab in 2025, Prepare to Yawn
OMG! 😱 The symphonic deathcore gods, WINDS OF PLAGUE, are crawling out of their crypts! Yes, you heard it right,…
British Refugees Travel To North Korea In Search Of Freedom
PYONGYANG — A group of oppressed people arrived in a new land in hopes of making a better life for…
Dragon Quest I & II Remake: Prepare for a Twist So Monumental, It’ll Make Your Grandma Question Her Life Choices
Wow, another Dragon Quest remake? 🙄 Is Square Enix officially out of original ideas? Hot on the heels of last…
TRON: Ares Gets Another Glorified Ad, Still No Actual Movie
Tron: Ares, or as I like to call it, “Tron: Yet Another Reboot Nobody Asked For,” is gracing us with…
ICE Raids Hyundai Plant, Finds More Than Just Cars
Another day, another victory for law and order under President Trump! It seems ICE is finally doing its job and…
Street Fighter Movie Trailer Drops: Is This the WWE or a Fighting Game, LOL
Oh great, another Street Fighter movie! 🙄 As if the last few weren’t cinematic masterpieces (said no one ever), Legendary…
10,000 Fluffy Victims Rescued: Prepare to be Guilted by Cute Animal Photos | CNN
Another day, another sob story from CNN, this time about some tree-hugging, animal-saving do-gooder. Oh, the humanity! Or should I…
Hollow Knight: Silksong — Is It Real or Just a Mass Hysteria Event
Okay, gamers, gather ’round for a hot take hotter than my RTX 6090ti running Crysis on ultra. We’re talking about…
Tetsuya Nomura Says FF7 Remake Part 3 and KH4 Are “Making Great Progress,” So Get Hyped (Maybe)
Oh, honey, guess what? 💅 Apparently, Final Fantasy 7 Remake Part 3 and Kingdom Hearts 4 are still “making progress.”…