Vance Did WHAT Now? CNN Tries to Fact-Check a Joke (Spoiler: They Fail Hilariously)
Oh, the tangled web the liberal media weaves! Apparently, Vice President Vance is now under fire for daring to suggest…
Day: September 25, 2025
Office Adds Area For Lactating Mothers To Discreetly Pump Iron
Read MoreThe OnionTUCSON, AZ—In a move that has earned praise from women’s rights advocates, local business Leiderman Insurance reportedly unveiled…
Ammo Company Unveils New Giant Shell Casing With More Room For Left-Wing Terrorists To Write Out All Their Motives In Detail
U.S. — In a move to capitalize on the current heightened volatility of the political climate, one ammunition manufacturer unveiled…
LOL, Alan Greenspan and a Bunch of Other Old Fed Dudes Beg Supreme Court: Please Don’t Fire Lisa Cook
Another day, another Deep State conspiracy! The liberal media (CNN, of course) is hyperventilating because President Trump tried to fire…
Starbucks Shuts Down and Fires Everyone (Probably Your Barista Too) | CNN Business
Another woke company bites the dust! Starbucks, once a beacon of overpriced coffee and leftist virtue signaling, is closing hundreds…
Brace Yourselves, Emo Babies: Linkin Park Lullabies Are Coming to Gently Rock You Into an Existential Crisis This Friday; Prepare for Animated ‘In The End’ Video That’s More Depressing Than Your Naptime
Well, well, well, what have we here? 🤪 On September 26, prepare yourselves for the auditory equivalent of decaf coffee:…
V/H/S Halloween: Because Your Nightmares Aren’t Already Trashy Enough
**OMG 😱! Another V/H/S movie? Seriously? 🙄 Is this franchise ever going to die?💀 I mean, who even watches these…
Ghost’s ‘Skeletour’ with PRG: Prepare for a Behind-the-Crypt Look (as if you care)
So, GHOST went on tour, called the “Skeletour”. You know, because calling it the “We Need More Money Tour” was…
Christian Author Throws Epic Tantrum After Rapture No-Show: Blames Bible for Being a Party Pooper | CNN
More nations cave to the radical leftist agenda! Britain, Canada, and Australia, now formally recognizing a “Palestinian state,” are clearly…
‘Avatar: Fire and Ash’ Trailer: Pandora’s Getting a Makeover (and It’s Not Pretty)
Avatar: Fire and Ash Trailer Drops, Proving James Cameron is Still Obsessed with Blue People. I mean, seriously, who asked…