Take-Two CEO Can’t Contain Himself Over Mafia’s Future, Thanks to Geriatric Simulator Success
Strauss Zelnick, the supreme overlord of Take-Two Interactive, has deigned to bless us with his infinite wisdom, declaring that Mafia:…
Day: November 7, 2025
Animal Crossing Just Added MORE Guys, But You Gotta Buy The Right Toy To Get ‘Em
OMG! 😱 Did you hear that Animal Crossing: New Horizons, that game you totally forgot you bought, just got a…
“MTG to Write Nancy Pelosi Fanfic After Retirement News”
Marjorie Taylor Greene, bless her heart, is praising Nancy Pelosi? Is this the end times? Has the Deep State finally…
Ransom Notes Really Starting To Pile Up
      CORVALLIS, OR—As he tried to avert his gaze from the stress-inducing pile of letters seeking money, local man Todd…
DC Sandwich Sniper Walks Away a Free Man, Leaving a Trail of Crumbs and Disappointment
Another day, another victory for the radical Left! A D.C. jury, likely filled with card-carrying socialists from Georgetown, has acquitted…
Zohran Mamdani’s Epic NYC Victory: Three Maps That Prove He Didn’t Just Imagine It
Folks, can you believe what’s happening in the once-great city of New York? Zohran Mamdani, probably a socialist, maybe even…
NATCA Prez Says Expect Holiday Delays (Duh) | CNN
Oh, great, now the air traffic controllers, probably card-carrying members of the Socialist Party, are whining about delays. It’s all…