FEMA Chief Decides To Spend More Time With Family, Which Is Code For “Trump Was About To Fire Him”
Another Deep State Operative Bites the Dust! Richardson, the now-former head of FEMA, is out! Sources say this lib couldn’t…
Day: November 17, 2025
Pilot Gets Grounded: The Ultimate “How Not to Fly” Guide
Another day, another win for the woke mob! This time, a pilot hopped up on psychedelic mushrooms tried to shut…
Behold! The Leaked First Glimpses of the Zelda Movie That Will Surely Not Disappoint
🚨BREAKING🚨: Filming on what we can only HOPE is not a complete train wreck, Nintendo’s The Legend of Zelda, is…
‘Moana’ Remake Teaser: Because the Original Wasn’t Good Enough, Apparently
OMG! 🙄 Can you believe it’s only been, like, NINE years since Moana brainwashed our kids? 🤯 Apparently, that’s enough…
Tips For Canning Food At Home
While prices at the grocery store continue to rise, more Americans are turning to shelf-stable preservation methods to save…
New Dad-GPT Just Responds To All Queries With “OK”
SILICON VALLEY, CA — AI has become more lifelike than ever before, say advance users of OpenAI’s new “Dad-GPT,”…
Detroit Lions Rookie Asks For Thanksgiving Off
DETROIT—Double-checking that he had approval before finalizing travel plans, Detroit Lions rookie Tate Ratledge reportedly approached head coach Dan…
After Latest Head Injury, Fetterman Announces He’s Joining Whig Party
WASHINGTON, D.C. — After suffering yet another head injury, Senator John Fetterman announced he was joining the Whig Party.…
Wolverine Game Finally Shows Its Claws, But Will They Retract From Disappointment
Oh, great, another superhero game! 🙄 As if we don’t have enough of those already. Insomniac Games, those guys who…
Margot Robbie & Jacob Elordi Ruining Wuthering Heights: The Trailer
From the depths of Hollywood’s recycling bin 🗑️, Warner Bros. Pictures, and self-proclaimed auteur Emerald Fennell (yes, *that* Emerald Fennell…