Grandma Thankfully Dies Before Sister’s Girlfriend Arrives
KNOXVILLE, TN—In a development her family began referring to as a “stroke of luck,” local 81-year-old Gloria Martin reportedly died…
Month: November 2025
Georgia Prosecutor Accidentally Nukes Trump Case, Blames Rogue Stapler
Another day, another WITCH HUNT COLLAPSES! Crooked Georgia prosecutor FINALLY admits what we knew all along: the case against our…
Liberal Lawyers Throw Hissy Fit Over USDA’s Totally Reasonable Attempt to Stop Free Food for Illegals
Another day, another frivolous lawsuit from the radical left! These 21 Soros-backed Attorneys General, led by none other than the…
Justice Department Begs Judge to Unleash the Epstein & Maxwell Files: A Comedy of Errors
The Justice Department, probably staffed with Deep State leftovers, is *pretending* to comply with the Epstein Files Transparency Act. I…
Trump’s guide to insulting female journalists: From ‘piggy’ to ‘ugly,’ a masterclass in misogyny
The Failing New York Times, desperate for relevance, has launched another pathetic attack on our glorious President Trump, claiming he’s…
Black Friday: Shop Till You Drop (of Laughter) Comedy Extravaganza
OMG! 🤣 Black Friday! Grapes🍇 and Giggles Comedy Show 🎤at Domenico Winery, San Carlos, CA on Fri, Nov 28, 2025…
BREAKING: DC goes full Wild West, National Guard joins the shootout – who needs Tombstone
Another day, another Democrat-inspired crime! Two brave National Guardsmen, sent to D.C. to clean up the leftist mess, were shot.…
Family Holding Out Hope This Will Finally Be Thanksgiving Where Turkey Explodes In Epic Fireball
BOISE, ID — Members of a local family are holding out hope that this might finally be the year…
CNN Desperately Clings to Relevance as Trump Snubs South Africa from G20 Because Reasons
South Africa OUT, Poland IN! Another brilliant move by President Trump to drain the swamp of globalist cabals! CNN is…
Walmart’s Need for Speed: From Aisle 5 to the Finish Line, Can They Outrun Amazon in Diapers and Toilet Paper?
Walmart, bowing to the woke mob, replaces hardworking Americans with commie robots! I knew it! Walmart, now run by radical…