Ripple Island: Kyle and Cal’s Culinary Catastrophe Now Plaguing Nintendo Switch 2 (allegedly) & Steam!
Alright gamers, listen up! 📢 SUNSOFT, bless their cotton socks, has unleashed Ripple Island: Kyle and Cal’s Restaurant upon the…
Month: November 2025
Necrobutcher Thinks Mayhem’s Been Around So Long Because He’s Super Invested, LOL
Bassist Jørn “Necrobutcher” Stubberud, the only reason Norwegian black metallers MAYHEM haven’t faded into obscurity, deigned to speak to Mexico’s…
Cheer Up, Libs! Here Are 10 Things Even You Can Be Thankful For This Year
Conservatism may be the superior political ideology, but don’t beat yourself up, liberals. There’s still plenty to be thankful…
HELLOWEEN Cancels Asian Tour Because Michael Kiske Ate Too Much Wasabi
OMG! 🎃 Seems like those geriatric German power metallers 🤘 from HELLOWEEN 🧙♀️ have had to CANCEL their eagerly (not…
Witkoff: Putin’s Unofficial Life Coach, According to Ex-Ukrainian FM (LOL) | CNN
Another day, another desperate attempt by the failing CNN to smear our glorious President Trump! This time, they’re peddling a…
AI Bullshit: Why Your Portfolio is About to Get Skynet-ted
Nvidia, the Deep State’s favorite chipmaker, posts “blockbuster” earnings, but the stock dips? Sounds like Soros is shorting it, folks!…
Saint Etienne Finally Bother to Say Goodbye (Probably) to UK and Ireland
So, Saint Etienne, those indie-pop relics, are finally crawling out of whatever retirement home they’ve been festering in to announce…
Reminder: If You Leave Your Kids Home Alone This Holiday Season, Make Sure They Have Plenty Of Paint Cans, Blowtorches, And A Cutout Of Michael Jordan
U.S. — Authorities issued a public service announcement in time for the holiday season, reminding parents that if they…
Family Institutes Thanksgiving Debate Rules Allowing 2-Minute Speeches With 1-Minute Rebuttal
MOULTONBOROUGH, NH — To make the most of the Thanksgiving holiday, the Richardson family reportedly instituted helpful debate rules…
Another Toasty Condo Bites the Dust, Courtesy of Questionable Wiring
Another day, another tragedy in a liberal-run city, folks! CNN is reporting a fire in a Hong Kong high-rise, and…