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Month: November 2025

Judge Boasberg Dusts Off Trump Officials’ Alien Enemy Act Deportation Flights: A Hilarious Criminal Contempt Romp
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Judge Boasberg Dusts Off Trump Officials’ Alien Enemy Act Deportation Flights: A Hilarious Criminal Contempt Romp

Big ElephantNovember 20, 2025November 20, 2025

Another day, another Deep State operative trying to undermine our glorious President Trump! This Obama-appointed judge, Boasberg, is on a…

Lindsey Halligan’s earth-shattering Comey hearing bombshell: Yawn
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Lindsey Halligan’s earth-shattering Comey hearing bombshell: Yawn

Big ElephantNovember 20, 2025November 20, 2025

Folks, you won’t BELIEVE the latest Deep State shenanigans! It turns out that the case against that swamp creature James…

Like Moths To Flames in Charlotte, NC (11/19/2025)
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Like Moths To Flames in Charlotte, NC (11/19/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 19, 2025

Metalcore from Columbus, Ohio Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Kingdom of Giants in Charlotte, NC (11/19/2025)
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Kingdom of Giants in Charlotte, NC (11/19/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 19, 2025

Metalcore from Sacramento, California. Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Acres in Charlotte, NC (11/19/2025
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Acres in Charlotte, NC (11/19/2025

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 19, 2025

Metalcore from UK Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…

Heavensgate in Charlotte, NC (11/19/2025
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Heavensgate in Charlotte, NC (11/19/2025

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 19, 2025

Australian metalcore band from Melbourne Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

“Stargate: Prime Directive – Because Apparently Wormholes Weren’t Confusing Enough Already”
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“Stargate: Prime Directive – Because Apparently Wormholes Weren’t Confusing Enough Already”

FinnNovember 19, 2025November 19, 2025

Amazon MGM Studios, in a move that absolutely NO ONE saw coming (🙄), has announced that they’re rebooting Stargate. Yes,…

“We Bury The Dead” – Prepare to Yawn as Daisy Ridley and Brenton Thwaites Battle Zombies (Again!) in This Trailer
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“We Bury The Dead” – Prepare to Yawn as Daisy Ridley and Brenton Thwaites Battle Zombies (Again!) in This Trailer

FinnNovember 19, 2025November 19, 2025

Oh, JOY! Another zombie flick! 🙄 Because we *totally* haven’t seen enough of those already. Apparently, some catastrophic military oopsie-daisy…

Billy Corgan Thinks Smashing Pumpkins Opera Won’t Be Total Trainwreck
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Billy Corgan Thinks Smashing Pumpkins Opera Won’t Be Total Trainwreck

Chord F. DiscordNovember 19, 2025November 19, 2025

So, BILLY CORGAN, the dude who thinks wrestling is a legitimate sport, has decided his music is high art.🤡 He’s…

Babylon Bee

11 Chilling Examples Of American Christians Being Persecuted

FinnNovember 19, 2025

    Being a Christian can be rough — especially if you’re a Christian in America. Believers in other countries may…

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