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Month: November 2025

Babylon Bee

To Save Time, ICE Begins Mass Arrests Of Everyone At Soccer Fields

FinnNovember 19, 2025

    U.S. — In order to increase its efficiency in finding illegal immigrants, ICE has unveiled a new tactic of…

Larry Summers Announces He Will Step Down From Chair With Belt Around Neck
The Onion

Larry Summers Announces He Will Step Down From Chair With Belt Around Neck

FinnNovember 19, 2025

       The post Larry Summers Announces He Will Step Down From Chair With Belt Around Neck appeared first on The…

Babylon Bee

Authorities Zeroing In On Leader Of Furry Terrorist Cell

FinnNovember 19, 2025

    U.S. — With the increase in violence against conservative political leaders and influencers posing a great threat to national…

Babylon Bee

Shocking Study Reveals Someone Still Making Avatar Movies

FinnNovember 19, 2025

    LOS ANGELES, CA — The results of a shocking new study conducted by researchers at UCLA sent ripples through…

Babylon Bee

Starving African Children Raise Money To Feed Ariana Grande

FinnNovember 19, 2025

    MEKELLE, ETHIOPIA — Starving African children bravely banded together this week to raise money to feed singer and actress…

Netherlands Stops Being a Crybaby, China’s Car Factories Rejoice
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Netherlands Stops Being a Crybaby, China’s Car Factories Rejoice

Big ElephantNovember 19, 2025November 19, 2025

Folks, can you believe the level of globalist games being played while our GREAT President Trump is trying to Make…

Ghost of Tsushima 2: Electric Boogaloo Coming Next Week, Get Hyped
Breaking, Games News

Ghost of Tsushima 2: Electric Boogaloo Coming Next Week, Get Hyped

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 19, 2025November 19, 2025

Oh, NO WAY! 😱 Sucker Punch, those AMAZING devs who brought you the groundbreaking, totally original IP Ghost of Yōtei…

Babylon Bee

Local Wives Set Up Playdate For Their Husbands

FinnNovember 19, 2025

    TULSA, OK — Fun was set to be had by everyone in a few local families this week, as…

‘You Think You’re Better Than Me?’ Says Nicki Minaj Interrupting Child Reciting Nursery Rhyme  
The Onion

‘You Think You’re Better Than Me?’ Says Nicki Minaj Interrupting Child Reciting Nursery Rhyme  

FinnNovember 19, 2025

       LOS ANGELES—Alarmed after overhearing the young girl on the other side of the park fence, rapper Nicki Minaj reportedly…

Babylon Bee

Bearded 6’4″ Man In A Dress Says He Needs An Awareness Week For Greater Visibility

FinnNovember 19, 2025

    LOS ANGELES, CA — Alyx Denton, a 6′ 4″ bearded man who enjoys dressing up in sparkly women’s clothing,…

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