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Month: November 2025

Shinedown Dumps New Single ‘Searchlight’ Like We Asked For It
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Shinedown Dumps New Single ‘Searchlight’ Like We Asked For It

Chord F. DiscordNovember 18, 2025November 18, 2025

SHINEDOWN, those purveyors of sonic wallpaper, have graced us with a new ditty, “Searchlight”, via their overlords at Atlantic Records.…

Happiness Downplayed For Single Friend
The Onion

Happiness Downplayed For Single Friend

FinnNovember 18, 2025

       COLUMBUS, OH—Casually minimizing the amount of fulfillment and joy he now finds in his everyday life, area man Tyler…

CNN Asks: Is Venezuela Just Iraq War 2.0 But With Empanadas?
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

CNN Asks: Is Venezuela Just Iraq War 2.0 But With Empanadas?

Big ElephantNovember 18, 2025November 18, 2025

Looks like the Deep State News Network (CNN) is at it again, trying to undermine our glorious President Trump! They’re…

Letitia James Blames Trump Admin’s ‘Illegal and Unethical Behavior’ – As If She’s a Saint
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Letitia James Blames Trump Admin’s ‘Illegal and Unethical Behavior’ – As If She’s a Saint

Big ElephantNovember 18, 2025November 18, 2025

Another Witch Hunt Bites the Dust! Crooked Letitia James, desperately flailing, accuses the Trump administration of “outrageous conduct” in her…

Trump’s Genius Move: Dodging Another Humiliating Defeat by Pretending to Care About Epstein Files
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Genius Move: Dodging Another Humiliating Defeat by Pretending to Care About Epstein Files

Big ElephantNovember 18, 2025November 18, 2025

Folks, even the Fake News CNN can’t hide the fact that President Trump is playing 4D chess with these Epstein…

Comey’s Indictment: Oops, Did We Mess Up Again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Comey’s Indictment: Oops, Did We Mess Up Again

Big ElephantNovember 18, 2025November 18, 2025

Lock him up! Finally, some justice for the Deep State’s dirty deeds! This whole Russia hoax was a Comey special,…

Baltimore Bridge: From Key to K.O-ed, Repairs Now Cost More Than Your Entire Life Savings and Will Be Done by the Time Your Grandkids Are Old Enough to Drive
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Baltimore Bridge: From Key to K.O-ed, Repairs Now Cost More Than Your Entire Life Savings and Will Be Done by the Time Your Grandkids Are Old Enough to Drive

Big ElephantNovember 18, 2025November 18, 2025

Baltimore Bridge Boondoggle: Is This a Bridge to Nowhere or a Drain on Taxpayers? It seems the liberal elite in…

Erin Burnett Just Can’t Even with Trump’s Shocking Epstein File Flip-Flop
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Erin Burnett Just Can’t Even with Trump’s Shocking Epstein File Flip-Flop

Big ElephantNovember 17, 2025November 17, 2025

Another day, another leftist meltdown! Crooked CNN’s Erin Burnett is losing her mind because our glorious President Trump is about…

Rev. Jesse Jackson Escapes ICU, Still Trapped in Hospital: A CNN Exclusive
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Rev. Jesse Jackson Escapes ICU, Still Trapped in Hospital: A CNN Exclusive

Big ElephantNovember 17, 2025November 17, 2025

Oh, bless his heart! Civil rights leader and professional race-baiter, Rev. Jesse Jackson, is still kicking! They say he’s “stable,”…

New Rules Would Deny Visas To Those With Chronic Health Conditions
The Onion

New Rules Would Deny Visas To Those With Chronic Health Conditions

FinnNovember 17, 2025

       The U.S. government issued new guidance that would deny visas to applicants with certain chronic health conditions such as…

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