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Month: November 2025

Hoops, Hopes, Dreams, and Questionable Acting: ABFF’s Atlanta Extravaganza
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Hoops, Hopes, Dreams, and Questionable Acting: ABFF’s Atlanta Extravaganza

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

**Andscape Presents: Hoops, Hopes & DreamsšŸ€šŸ˜“MLK + b-ball = votes? šŸ¤” A “untold” tale?šŸ™„ Obama cameo! 🤣 Talkback w/ Alexys…

3 Shorts Enter, 3 Shorts Leave, Only 3 Shorts Remain at @SPIFFest
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3 Shorts Enter, 3 Shorts Leave, Only 3 Shorts Remain at @SPIFFest

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

OMG! 😱 You missed the SHORTS BLOCK 3 @SPIFFest on Sunday, November 9, 2025, 1:00 PM – 3:00 PM PST!…

Patriots Starting To Regret Drafting 130-Pound Linebacker Based Exclusively On Strength Of Cover LetterĀ 
The Onion

Patriots Starting To Regret Drafting 130-Pound Linebacker Based Exclusively On Strength Of Cover LetterĀ 

FinnNovember 9, 2025

Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā  FOXBOROUGH, MA—Admitting they may have overlooked some key physical metrics in the evaluation process, the New England Patriots front…

Houston’s “Funniest” (as decided by Riot, lol) Comedy Showcase
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Houston’s “Funniest” (as decided by Riot, lol) Comedy Showcase

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

Houston, get ready to ROFLMAO!🤣 Riot Comedy Club: where comedians from Netflix, HBO, Comedy Central and Comedy Store will make…

Alma: Where Dreams Go to Die
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Alma: Where Dreams Go to Die

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

Wanna feel old? The Alma Experience – AtlantašŸ’€ already ended. Organized by Blue Bistro Creative at Apex Museum, Atlanta, GA.…

Chatham Cinema Dims the Lights for “The Strange Dark”—Prepare for Existential Dread and Overpriced Popcorn
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Chatham Cinema Dims the Lights for “The Strange Dark”—Prepare for Existential Dread and Overpriced Popcorn

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

**OMG! The Strange Dark is coming to Chatham! 🤩 After 25+ film festivals & 30+ award nominations, including Best Everything,…

Prepare to say ‘I do’ to crippling debt: How tariffs are about to obliterate your wedding budget
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Prepare to say ‘I do’ to crippling debt: How tariffs are about to obliterate your wedding budget

Big ElephantNovember 9, 2025November 9, 2025

Oh, the horror! It seems even weddings aren’t safe from the clutches of globalist tariffs, according to CNN, which is…

Newsom Declares Dems’ Tuesday Triumphs, Like Prop 50, Usher in ‘a new moment’ (as if we didn’t see it coming) for the Party | CNN Politics
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Newsom Declares Dems’ Tuesday Triumphs, Like Prop 50, Usher in ‘a new moment’ (as if we didn’t see it coming) for the Party | CNN Politics

Big ElephantNovember 9, 2025November 9, 2025

Gavin Newsom, fresh from his “sweeping election victory” (thanks to rigging the system, no doubt!), is now claiming it represents…

Dems channeling their inner Zohran Mamdani: cringefest incoming
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Dems channeling their inner Zohran Mamdani: cringefest incoming

Big ElephantNovember 9, 2025November 9, 2025

Oh, the horror! The Democrats are at it again, trying to manipulate the masses with their fancy “online electorate” strategies.…

NYC Voters Accidentally Okayed a Building Boom: World Domination Next?
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

NYC Voters Accidentally Okayed a Building Boom: World Domination Next?

Big ElephantNovember 9, 2025November 9, 2025

Oh, the horror! New York City, once a beacon of capitalism, has now fallen further into the clutches of socialism!…

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