Supreme Court Sides With Trump on Trans Passports: Because Pronouns Are Hard
The Supreme Court, in a stunning victory for common sense, has ALLOWED the Trump administration to require passports to reflect…
Month: November 2025
Lucy Liu’s “Rosemead” Trailer: Prepare to Have Your Definition of “Career-Defining” Redefined (Again)
Oh, look, another movie about a “troubled” family! 🙄 Seriously, Hollywood, are we STILL milking this cow? Lucy Liu, bless…
Man Can’t Wait To Be Disappointed By His Favorite Baseball Team’s Offseason Moves
KANSAS CITY, MO — With the conclusion of the World Series, the Major League Baseball season had officially come…
‘Michael’ Trailer Debuts: Prepare for Moonwalking or Something
Oh, boy, another Michael Jackson biopic? 🙄 I mean, because the world DEFINITELY needs another rehashing of his “fascinating” (read:…
Mamdani Assures New Yorkers There’s No Problem Too Large For Government To Make Worse
NEW YORK, NY — In a celebratory speech following his historic win in New York City’s mayoral election, Mayor-elect…
DHS: ‘Daycare Workers Have Walked Freely in This Country For Far Too Long’
WASHINGTON—Reaffirming the Trump administration’s promise to crack down on individuals providing supervision and instruction to youngsters across the United…
Nancy Pelosi Prepares For Sad Future Of Outsider Trading
WASHINGTON, D.C. — With the announcement that she was finally retiring from the U.S. Congress and would not seek…
9 Best Times To Interrupt Whatever Your Husband Is Doing To Tell A Long Story
Ladies, sometimes you just have to tell your husband a really long, meandering story involving people he doesn’t really…
“No Blue, No Green: So You’re Saying We’re Screwed, Sylvia?”
Oh, boy, another deep-sea leftist pushing the climate hoax! “Dr.” Sylvia Earle, a Rolex-sponsored eco-shriek, tells CNN about how lucky…
Dow Plummets Like Your GPA and Tech Stocks Do the Limbo | CNN Business
Another day, another socialist scare tactic! The liberal media is panicking because the stock market had a slight hiccup. They’re…