Dow Plummets Like Your GPA and Tech Stocks Do the Limbo | CNN Business
Another day, another socialist scare tactic! The liberal media is panicking because the stock market had a slight hiccup. They’re…
Month: November 2025
Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani
Democratic socialist Zohran Mamdani made history Tuesday night when he was elected the first Muslim mayor of New York…
Mayor McCheese Reelected For 60th Straight Term
MCDONALDLAND — Beloved politician and civil servant Mayor McCheese has won reelection as Mayor of McDonaldland for an astounding…
“K-Pop Demon Hunters 2: Electric Boogaloo – Prepare for More Cringey Slayage”
OMG! 😱 You guys are NOT gonna believe this! Netflix and Sony, bless their clueless little hearts, FINALLY decided to…
EVERGREY Burps Out New Single ‘Oxygen’ (We’re Not Sure Why Either)
Oh boy, here we go again! 🙄 EVERGREY, those Swedish metal… *things*, are back with a new song called “Oxygen”.…
Senate Morons Inch Closer to Not Screwing Up (Maybe) | CNN Politics
**The Swamp Drains Slowly: Senate Still Stuck in Shutdown Shenanigans!** **It seems our esteemed Senate leaders are still “negotiating” –…
Californians Approve Measure To Redraw ‘Garfield’
SACRAMENTO, CA—Passing the Democrat-backed initiative with a resounding 60% of the vote, Californians overwhelmingly approved a ballot measure this…
Mamdani Moves Mayor’s Office Under Children’s Hospital
NEW YORK CITY, NY — In his first official act as mayor-elect, Zohran Mamdani moved the mayor’s office under…
AI Detectors: For When You Suspect Your Students Are Smarter Than You
Alright, buckle up buttercups 🐴, because we’re diving headfirst into the glorious world of AI detectors – those digital hall…
Pokémon Legends: Z-A DLC – Get Ready to Empty Your Wallet, Trainers
Oh, sweet Arceus, another cash grab!💰 Not even a month after Pokémon Legends: Z-A dropped, Game Freak is already dangling…