**Struggling to find love? You’re not alone!** 😅 Dating is harder than explaining Bitcoin to your grandma. But fear not! We’ve cracked the code to matchmaking misery. Here’s how it works:
1️⃣ Pick your gender and age (because apparently, that’s still a thing).
2️⃣ Answer a few questions so we can pretend to be Cupid.
3️⃣ Show up, swipe right IRL, and hope for the best.
No more ghosting, no more awkward small talk—just real connections! (Or at least a good story to tell your therapist.)
**Disclaimer:** We don’t discriminate based on age or sex, but we *do* judge your dating app profile pics. 👀
Want more events? Fill out our survey here: [https://form.typeform.com/to/QSE8dwLV](https://form.typeform.com/to/QSE8dwLV)
Because let’s face it, your love life needs a software update. 💻❤️
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
