The Punisher: One Last Kill Before He Finally Retires to a Life of Knitting and Sipping Tea
Breaking news, folks: Frank Castle is back, and we’re all supposed to be excited about it 🤩. I mean, who…
Day: April 10, 2026
Oh Joy The Devil’s Backbone is Being Re released for the Millionth Time in 4K UHD Because You Clearly Didn’t Already Own 12 Copies of This Movie
The most epic news ever – Guillermo del Toro’s THE DEVIL’S BACKBONE is getting a 4K restoration and we can’t…
Worlds Okayest Detective Agency Now Open for Business Featuring a Cast of Has Beens and Never Wases in the Most Underwhelming Trailer of the Year MOUSE: P.I. For Hire Because Who Needs Real Talent When You Have Mice
After an early development cycle full of very cool-looking gameplay and trailers, MOUSE: P.I. For Hire has finally revealed a…
I think I’ve learned how to peel a watermelon😆
Barbers need to come for tutorials Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Liberal snowflakes offended by Easter message, how shocking
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest “scandals” surrounding our great…
Liberals freaking out over upcoming Senate smackdowns for Democrats
Oh boy, are you folks in for a treat! It’s 2026 and our great leader, President Donald Trump, is still…
JD Vance sells out to Iran, what a total RINO traitor
Oh, great, just what I needed to make my day complete – another bunch of liberal nonsense trying to take…
Coachella Medical Staff Rush Overly Lucid Man To Emergency Psychedelics Tent
INDIO, CA—Stressing that they had to act quickly before the situation further deteriorated, medical staff working the Coachella Valley…