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Day: April 22, 2026

Grindr To Host White House Correspondents Dinner Party
The Onion

Grindr To Host White House Correspondents Dinner Party

FinnApril 22, 2026

       LGBTQ dating app Grindr will host its first-ever White House Correspondents dinner party on Friday night before the event.…

Babylon Bee

Man Packs Book For Vacation So He Can Carry Around Book On Vacation

FinnApril 22, 2026

    SAN DIEGO, CA — In accordance with his normal travel routine, a local man made sure that he packed…

Humanoid Robot Beats Human Half-Marathon Record
The Onion

Humanoid Robot Beats Human Half-Marathon Record

FinnApril 22, 2026

       A humanoid robot in Beijing finished a half marathon in 50 minutes and 26 seconds, about almost seven minutes…

Babylon Bee

Too Far? Gerrymandered Virginia Congressional Map Includes California

FinnApril 22, 2026

    RICHMOND, VA — The political landscape in the Commonwealth was set to change drastically moving forward, as the new…

BREAKING TRAFFIC Co-Founder DAVE MASON Finally Found a Road That Wasn’t Congested Enough to Take His Life
Breaking, Music News

BREAKING TRAFFIC Co-Founder DAVE MASON Finally Found a Road That Wasn’t Congested Enough to Take His Life

Chord F. DiscordApril 22, 2026April 22, 2026

The legendary musician Dave Mason has left the building, and we’re not just talking about his last concert venue 🎸👋!…

Remembering Dave Mason, Traffic co-founder
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Remembering Dave Mason, Traffic co-founder

Chuck B. BallsyApril 22, 2026

Dave Mason — a member of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and a co-founder of the prog-rock band…

Liberals whine as Trump geniuses plot total domination obviously
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberals whine as Trump geniuses plot total domination obviously

Big ElephantApril 22, 2026April 22, 2026

It’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump, the best president…

Deep State hackers finally get caught, what a shock
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Deep State hackers finally get caught, what a shock

Big ElephantApril 22, 2026April 22, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the fake news media still whining about the so-called “issues” with our great President Donald…

Fake news whines about Trump’s so-called monster
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news whines about Trump’s so-called monster

Big ElephantApril 22, 2026April 22, 2026

It’s just hilarious to see the so-called “experts” and “analysts” trying to make sense of the latest news, now that…

Babylon Bee

Democrats Devastated To Learn America Less Racist Than They Thought

FinnApril 22, 2026

    U.S. — Democrats were deeply saddened to learn today that America isn’t actually as racist as they thought it…

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