JD Vance Still Waiting For Secret Service To Retrieve Him From Secure Hiding Area
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Month: April 2026
Trump Presents King Charles With Autographed Copy Of Declaration Of Independence
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump welcomed King Charles III and Queen Camilla to the White House on Monday…
Struggling New York Mets To Start Mr. Met At Third Base
NEW YORK, NY — Following a brutal 9-19 start to the season, the struggling New York Mets announced that…
Report: You Probably Due To Experience Big Life Tragedy Soon
LEXINGTON, KY—Researchers at the University of Kentucky published a study Monday confirming that you should brace yourself for a…
Because The World Was Just Missing A Remake Of A 15 Year Old Game That Was Already Kind Of Meh The First Time Around
Breaking News: Ubisoft Might Be Remaking the First Assassin’s Creed, Because You Clearly Didn’t Buy Enough Copies of the Original…
House Of The Dragon Season 3 Trailer Is So Lit It Will Probably Burn Down Your House
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more dragons, drama, and disappointment? 🐉👑 Because HBO’s House of the Dragon…
Liberals Applaud Improving Diversity Of Would-Be Trump Assassins
U.S. — Following the harrowing incident at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner over the weekend, progressives across the United…
Architect Carefully Designs Airport So Rental Car Center Is Conveniently Located 75 Miles Away
DENVER, CO — In a groundbreaking move for municipal infrastructure, lead architect Gerald Hinkley unveiled blueprints for a renovated…
A Chinese manufacturer shows how fake Louis Vuitton shoes are made
The fake ones and the real ones are made the same way Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in…
Tori Amos Live and Still Managing to Make You Feel Inadequate About Your Piano Skills at Birmingham’s Symphony Hall Which You Probably Couldn’t Sell Out Even If You Tried
She’s back, and she’s still got it! 🙌 Tori Amos, the queen of quirky, piano-playing, songwriting magic, has returned to…