Lacuna Coil in Charlotte, NC (04/26/2026)
Gothic metal band from Milan, Italy Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Month: April 2026
Escape the fate in Charlotte, NC (04/26/2026)
Metalcore from Las Vegas, Nevada Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Axty in Charlotte, NC (04/26/2026)
Modern metalcore from São Paulo, Brazil Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
After Failed Assassination, Democrats Observe Customary 5-Minute Pause On Calling Trump ‘Hitler’
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Victor Wembanyama Returns From Concussion Speaking Fluent French
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Fake news blaming Trump again how original and totally not surprising
It’s 2026 and our great nation is still reeling from the fact that Donald Trump, the best president this country…
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The article begins with a new interview with Meltdown of Detroit’s WRIF radio station, where Spencer Charnas, the frontman of…
Fake news whines about minor shooting at liberal lovefest event
Oh boy, are you folks in for a treat. As I’m writing this, it’s 2026 and our great leader, President…
Liberal California teacher tries to shoot up White House event obviously
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…