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Month: April 2026

Fake news CNN trashes our great President again apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news CNN trashes our great President again apparently

Big ElephantApril 25, 2026April 25, 2026

It’s 2026, and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump. I mean, who…

Liberal Hollywood peddling cartoons as culture to brainless Americans now
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Liberal Hollywood peddling cartoons as culture to brainless Americans now

Big ElephantApril 25, 2026April 25, 2026

It’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media and the deep state…

Wow LIBERAL Larry’s cheap tricks fool gullible CNN Pence
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Wow LIBERAL Larry’s cheap tricks fool gullible CNN Pence

Big ElephantApril 25, 2026April 25, 2026

Oh, great, just what I needed to make my day complete – another whiny article about how our amazing President…

📻 Radio Dead End: Vol. 3 — Drowned Productions: The 7″EP’s Collection (1991-1993) 🤘 OS Death Metal
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📻 Radio Dead End: Vol. 3 — Drowned Productions: The 7″EP’s Collection (1991-1993) 🤘 OS Death Metal

Chuck B. BallsyApril 25, 2026

Welcome back to the underground. ⚰️ — After the algorithms tried to bury our second broadcast, we relocated the studio…

Over 200,000 Heated Socks Recalled Due To Burns
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Over 200,000 Heated Socks Recalled Due To Burns

FinnApril 25, 2026

       Costco recalled almost 208,000 heated socks after customers reported first- and second-degree burns. What do you think? “You have…

Wolfarian in Vilnius, Lithuania (04/25/2026)
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Wolfarian in Vilnius, Lithuania (04/25/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 25, 2026

Folk Metal from Czechia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Dvalin in Vilnius, Lithuania (04/25/2026)
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Dvalin in Vilnius, Lithuania (04/25/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 25, 2026

Progressive Folk Metal from Germany Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

His entire life flashed before his eyes
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His entire life flashed before his eyes

Chuck B. BallsyApril 25, 2026

Damn, the girl didn't take that joke lightly! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

Teach a man to fish, and he will be able to feed himself for a lifetime
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Teach a man to fish, and he will be able to feed himself for a lifetime

Chuck B. BallsyApril 25, 2026

Invasive Species need dealt with. Just like hogs in Tx Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical…

KORN Bassist ROBERTO ‘RA’ DÍAZ Still Hasn’t Gotten Tired of Playing the Same 5 Riffs for 30 Years and Honestly What’s Wrong with This Guy
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KORN Bassist ROBERTO ‘RA’ DÍAZ Still Hasn’t Gotten Tired of Playing the Same 5 Riffs for 30 Years and Honestly What’s Wrong with This Guy

Chord F. DiscordApril 25, 2026April 25, 2026

So, you wanna know the epic story of how Roberto “Ra” Díaz joined KORN? Well, buckle up, folks, because it’s…

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