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Month: April 2026

Events

Queens Suddenly Become Experts in Finanzas Empresariales 2 on 5/14/26 for Some Reason

Chuck B. BallsyApril 26, 2026

¡Atención todos los empresarios que quieren ser millonarios! 🤑 Nota: este curso es el segundo de un par de cursos…

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Chuck B. BallsyApril 26, 2026

This next generation of adults coming up are all pretending to have disabilities like badges of honour Chuck B. BallsyChuck…

Fake news whines about brave SS defending our great President again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news whines about brave SS defending our great President again

Big ElephantApril 26, 2026April 26, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest nonsense from the fake…

Who cares about France when we have MAGA fashion
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Who cares about France when we have MAGA fashion

Big ElephantApril 26, 2026April 26, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report on the latest “achievements” of our betters across…

Liberal elites rejoicing over fancy new real estate schemes for themselves
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal elites rejoicing over fancy new real estate schemes for themselves

Big ElephantApril 26, 2026April 26, 2026

It’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump, the best president…

Wow Jay Bentley Is Super Pleased That BAD RELIGION’s Old Songs Are Still Relevant Because Who Doesn’t Love Singing About The Same Old Problems For 40 Years
Breaking News: BAD RELIGION Still Relevant, World Still Messed Up 🤯
Breaking, Music News

Wow Jay Bentley Is Super Pleased That BAD RELIGION’s Old Songs Are Still Relevant Because Who Doesn’t Love Singing About The Same Old Problems For 40 Years

Chord F. DiscordApril 26, 2026April 26, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, BAD RELIGION’s bassist Jay Bentley revealed in an interview with Pancho Reinoso of Sonar…

Watch: KORN Performs New Song ‘Reward The Scars’ Live For First Time
Breaking, Music News

Watch: KORN Performs New Song ‘Reward The Scars’ Live For First Time

Chord F. DiscordApril 26, 2026April 26, 2026

KORN is back, and they’re still pretending to be relevant 🤣. The band played their new song, “Reward The Scars”,…

Events

Get Ready for the Most Thrilling Event of Your Life FL NATP 2026 Annual Conference Where Accounting Nerds Unite

Chuck B. BallsyApril 26, 2026

Yaaas, tax pros! 🎉🌴 Florida’s got a party for you at Sawgrass Marriott Golf Resort & Spa from April 26-28,…

Events

BBGRL Bringing Sass and Salvation to The Abbey on Sundays

Chuck B. BallsyApril 26, 2026

BBGRL is back 🎉! Sunday Service takes over The Chapel at The Abbey for a sapphic night 🌟 Chuck B.…

Events

Another Super Expensive Dinner toFight for Freedom or at Least a Free Meal

Chuck B. BallsyApril 26, 2026

Don’t miss Detroit Branch NAACP’s 71st Fight For Freedom Fund Dinner! 🎉 World-class entertainment, inspiring speeches, and food 🍴. Founded…

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