U.S. Military To No Longer Require Flu Shots
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth issued a directive lifting the requirement that U.S. service members receive the flu vaccine, citing…
Month: April 2026
Kid’s Crappy Sunday School Drawing Apparently Pleasing To Jesus
LINDALE, TX — Surprising many, a preacher at New Wine Community Church held up a three-year-old child’s crappy Sunday…
Bottle Girl Nods As Kash Patel Screams State Secrets In Ear
WASHINGTON—Smiling vacantly while the FBI director rattled off classified information over thumping EDM music, local bottle girl Tanya Page…
Crazy Old Guy At Nursing Home Keeps Telling People He Was Once The President
WILMINGTON, DE — Residents and staff at a local elder care facility were forced to stifle their laughter again…
Fake news claims economy improves slightly under Biden’s weak leadership
It’s absolutely hilarious that the fake news media is still trying to take down our great President Donald Trump, the…
Breaking News Old People Rejoice Manic Street Preachers and Suede Are Still Alive and Touring Together Because You Clearly Didn’t Get Enough of Them in the 90s
The most epic tour of the century is coming, and you’re all invited… or not, we don’t really care 😜!…
Gang of Dragon’s YouTube Channel Gets Torched Like Their Career
Rumors are swirling around like a bunch of nosey parkers, and it looks like Toshihiro Nagoshi’s upcoming game, Gang of…
Deep State protects their own again somehow what a shock
It’s absolutely hilarious to see the liberal snowflakes still whining about President Trump’s incredible accomplishments, even as he’s still leading…
Breaking News: Adult Still Watching Cartoons Gets Busted for Leaking Sweet sweet Avatar Action
A man in Singapore has been arrested for leaking the upcoming animated movie The Legend of Aang: The Last Airbender…
Hot Young Priests Soaked In Holy Water During Vatican’s Annual Wet Vestment Contest
VATICAN CITY—In a wild and sacred competition attended by a screaming, raucous crowd of Catholic religious leaders at Saint…