Get Ready for the Most Epic Battle Between He-Man and His Ego in the New Trailer!
The most epic, life-changing, and awe-inspiring news has just been announced: a new Masters of the Universe movie is coming,…
Month: April 2026
Walls Closing In On Toddler Who Claimed TV Broke Itself
SAN JOSE, CA—With his explanation collapsing within seconds under the scrutiny of his parents, local toddler Timmy Herman reportedly…
10 Amazing Organizations Funded By The SPLC
For decades, the folks at the Southern Poverty Law Center have done far more than just advocacy. The group…
Gavin Newsom Admits He Really Doesn’t Want To Be President, He Just Wants To Leave California
SACRAMENTO, CA — Governor Gavin Newsom finally admitted today that he has no real desire to become President of…
Democrats: Saving Democracy Requires One Party To Seize Total Power And Rule Forever
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Washington Democrats defended their unquenchable thirst for unlimited power on Thursday, confirming that saving democracy requires…
Nation Excitedly Gathers For Annual Tradition Of Seeing Whose Career Will Be Killed By Cleveland Browns
U.S. — In what has become one of America’s most cherished annual traditions, a giddy nation will gather around…
DARKEST HOUR Still Trying To Make It Big After All These Years To Begin Recording 11th Studio Album With Producer MARK LEWIS In May Because 10 Wasnt Enough
In a shocking turn of events, Washington D.C. metallers DARKEST HOUR have announced that they will be entering the studio…
HEATHEN Unleashes a Mind Blowing Earth Shattering Life Changing Cover of Some Obscure Song from the 90s Called Twist Of Faith That You Probably Never Heard Of Anyway
San Francisco Bay Area thrash metal veterans HEATHEN have released another deep-dive cover of their members’ musical history to celebrate…
Two Point Museum Unveils The Most Totally Not Boring Expansion Pack Ever Made The Arty-Facts DLC Because Who Doesn’t Love Looking At Old Paintings And Dusty Artifacts All Day
Get ready for the most epic announcement in the history of announcements! 🎉 Two Point Studios and SEGA are thrilled…
Crimson Desert’s Latest Patch Somehow Manages To Not Completely Ruin The Game This Time And Fans Are Totally Not Just Being Sarcastic When They Say It’s The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread
Crimson Desert just got a whole lot better, and we’re not just talking about the devs finally fixing the plethora…