Too Far? Trump Threatens To Nuke Used Car Dealership Unless It Comes Down Another $500 On 2017 Chevy Malibu
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The political world was set on edge once again on Wednesday, with experts urging everyone to…
Month: April 2026
World In Shock As Trump Takes Seemingly Extreme Position To Negotiate Best Possible Deal
WORLD — People across the globe were left in utter shock as President Trump staked out a seemingly extreme…
J.K. Rowling Escapes Insane Asylum
LONDON—Urging the public to remain calm as authorities worked to recapture the mentally disturbed individual, city officials confirmed Monday…
The Boys Season 4 Finale Almost Got Canceled Because Apparently Some People Cant Handle Watching Fictional Versions of Influential People Getting Blown Up
The Boys Season 4 finale was almost cancelled due to a real-life assassination attempt on President Donald Trump, because who…
Fake news bs about brave ICE agents doing their job perfectly
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…
Psych! Trump Drops Bombs That Just Shoot Out Little Flags That Say ‘POW!’
TEHRAN — A cackling President Donald Trump completely psyched out the Iranian regime by threatening nuclear war and then…
Downed U.S. Airman Rescued From Iran
A U.S. Air Force officer who went missing after his fighter jet was shot down over a remote area…
Eihwar in Warszawa, Poland (04/07/2026)
French "Viking Dancefloor" duo that blends traditional Nordic folk with heavy electronic beats Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known…
Mira Ceti (Heilung) in Warszawa, Poland (04/07/2026)
Aurore Reichert, a French singer, producer, and multi-disciplinary artist known for her work in dark folk and ritual music Chuck…
Newly Engaged Couple Sets Up Wedding Registry At Chevron Station
VAN NUYS, CA — Newly engaged couple Barrett Brown and Melissa McClaren excitedlywedding registry at a local Chevron station,…