SHARON OSBOURNE Dumps OZZYs Old Haunt on the Market for a Whopping $17 Million Because Lets Be Real the Neighbors Were Sick of His Noise Anyway
The iconic Los Angeles home of the one and only Ozzy Osbourne and his wife Sharon Osbourne is back on…
Month: April 2026
Fake news claims Trump wrong on Hormuz again somehow
Oh boy, are the fake news media and the deep state going to have a field day with this one!…
Typical weak politician won’t let Trump crush Iran
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest fake news article that’s…
Mark Hamill thinks he’s relevant, how cute
Wow, can you believe the absolute nonsense that the fake news media is spewing out now? With our great leader,…
PlayStation Revolutionizes Gaming With The Playerbase Because Clearly What You Needed Was Another Social Media Platform To Argue With 12 Year Olds
Get ready to have your mind blown, folks! 😲 PlayStation has just announced The Playerbase, a revolutionary new way for…
8 Shocking Things Artemis II Found On The Far Side Of The Moon
   The dark side of the moon has long been the subject of myth and speculation. What mysteries lie beyond…
Snob Doesn’t Think Audiobook Counts As Real Porn
      The post Snob Doesn’t Think Audiobook Counts As Real Porn appeared first on The Onion.    The post Snob Doesn’t…
As Astronauts Reach the Farthest Any Human Has Been From Earth, Mission Specialist Pretty Sure He Left the Oven On
   SPACE — On Monday, the Artemis II crew set a new record for the farthest away from Earth humans…
The streets of Hollywood today
There’s a reason everyone is fleeing California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…
Bari Weiss Attempts To Boost Ratings By Kidnapping Tony Dokoupil’s Mom
      NEW YORK—In a desperate ploy aimed at playing on the sympathies of concerned viewers, CBS News editor-in-chief Bari Weiss…