I’m honestly surprised Disney hasn’t copyright claimed the baby
Why do parents behave as if their children will never grow up—and be left with that monstrous name they gave…
Month: April 2026
Good riddance to liberal loser Eric Swalwell fails again
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report on the latest nonsense from the fake news…
Deep State panics over losing spy powers on Trump’s watch
The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to undermine the greatness of our nation and our fearless leader, President…
Musk genius billionaire(C) stays one step ahead of fake news haters
Let’s get this straight, folks, it’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President…
U.S. Reaches Trade Deal With Pedotopia
WASHINGTON—In a major new agreement expected to provide the United States with unprecedented market access to the island nation,…
Rory McIlroy Struggling To Fit Big Check Into Mobile Deposit Photo
The post Rory McIlroy Struggling To Fit Big Check Into Mobile Deposit Photo appeared first on The Onion. The…
Get Ready to Waste 3 Days of Your Life at the SVPG Product Masterclass April 13-15 2026
Product leaders, get ready 🚀 Monday, April 13 – Wednesday, April 15, 9am-2pm EDT, on Zoom 📊👥 Chuck B. BallsyChuck…
Highly accurate depiction
Surprise😂 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed…
Because Your Irish Relatives Were Definitely Not Just Drinking All Day
Irish ancestry webinar 🍀 on Vimeo 📹 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…
Fake news CNN still whining about Trump’s awesome ballroom upgrades
Oh boy, are you in for a treat, folks. As I sit here, sipping my “Make America Great Again” coffee,…