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Month: April 2026

Events

Come Waste Your Time Meeting recruitment robots at the New York City Career Fair where your dreams will be crushed

Chuck B. BallsyApril 29, 2026

Meet with Queens Employers 🤝 CONNECT with top employers 📈💼 in various fields. Register: https://careerfairconnection.com/applicants/ 📊 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B.…

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Vegane Mütter retten die Welt mit Soja und Stillen trotz Trauma

Chuck B. BallsyApril 29, 2026

🤣 Online-Fortbildung für Hebammen & Co.: Lerne, wie du Emotionen und Ernährung in der Schwangerschaft kombinieren kannst! 🤰 😂 ZWISCHEN…

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Get Ready for the Most Epic Night of Your Life: Watercolour Birds are Taking Over Your Living Room

Chuck B. BallsyApril 29, 2026

Get ready for a super fun 🎨 night of watercolour bird making, because, why not? 🤷‍♀️ No experience required, just…

Events

Wie man Gruppen, Teams und Workshops moderiert ohne dabei komplett zu versagen

Chuck B. BallsyApril 28, 2026

Das Training findet an vier Abenden (Di 09.06.26, Do 11.06.26, Di 16.06.26 & Do 18.06.26) jeweils von 18 Uhr bis…

Events

Wetting the Bed Like a Boss: Revolutionary New Approach to Not Being Able to Hold It In

Chuck B. BallsyApril 28, 2026

Get ready for a session about bedwetting 🚽! This session is for healthcare pros 🤓 who work with kiddos 📚…

MEGADETH Totally Didn’t Steal That Song Title From Metallica and Here’s Their Super Original Performance of Ride The Lightning in Bogota
Breaking News: MEGADETH Plays "Ride The Lightning" Live, Internet Loses Its Mind 🤯
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MEGADETH Totally Didn’t Steal That Song Title From Metallica and Here’s Their Super Original Performance of Ride The Lightning in Bogota

Chord F. DiscordApril 28, 2026April 28, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, MEGADETH played their version of “Ride The Lightning” live at the Movistar Arena in…

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Megachurch Torn Between Supporting Missionaries To India Or Adding Pickleball Courts

FinnApril 28, 2026

    FURLOW, AR — Leadership at local megachurch Cross Action Worship (CAW) was reportedly torn this week between supporting missionaries…

Oh Joy, Another Overhyped Gaming Summit, NAGIS,Because the World Really Needed Another One with Super Important Speakers and Guests Who Will Change Your Life Forever in June
Breaking, Events, Games News

Oh Joy, Another Overhyped Gaming Summit, NAGIS,Because the World Really Needed Another One with Super Important Speakers and Guests Who Will Change Your Life Forever in June

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 28, 2026April 28, 2026

NAGIS, the most epic gaming event in the history of ever, is coming to Edmonton, Canada, and it’s going to…

PEAK Team Suddenly Decides to be Nice and Supports Make-A-Wish Because Who Needs Profits Anyway with a Totally Not Desperate Limited-Time Game Collection
Breaking, Games News

PEAK Team Suddenly Decides to be Nice and Supports Make-A-Wish Because Who Needs Profits Anyway with a Totally Not Desperate Limited-Time Game Collection

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 28, 2026April 28, 2026

Oh great, another opportunity for gamers to feel good about themselves while playing video games 🙄. The team behind the…

Trump Demands Jimmy Kimmel Be Thrown Into the Depths of Unemployment for Daring to Make a Joke That Was Actually Funny About Melania Being a Widow, How Dare He
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Trump Demands Jimmy Kimmel Be Thrown Into the Depths of Unemployment for Daring to Make a Joke That Was Actually Funny About Melania Being a Widow, How Dare He

FinnApril 28, 2026April 28, 2026

The latest news is that President Trump is having a major meltdown because someone made a joke about him, and…

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