Trump Boys Break Another Blender Attempting To Make Oil Out Of Charcoal
WASHINGTON—In an effort to reduce gas prices while “President Dad” worked to reopen “the Street of Hummus [sic],” Eric…
Month: April 2026
MEGADETH Totally Didn’t Steal That Song Title From Metallica and Here’s Their Super Original Performance of Ride The Lightning in Bogota
In a shocking turn of events, MEGADETH played their version of “Ride The Lightning” live at the Movistar Arena in…
Megachurch Torn Between Supporting Missionaries To India Or Adding Pickleball Courts
FURLOW, AR — Leadership at local megachurch Cross Action Worship (CAW) was reportedly torn this week between supporting missionaries…
PEAK Team Suddenly Decides to be Nice and Supports Make-A-Wish Because Who Needs Profits Anyway with a Totally Not Desperate Limited-Time Game Collection
Oh great, another opportunity for gamers to feel good about themselves while playing video games 🙄. The team behind the…
Trump Demands Jimmy Kimmel Be Thrown Into the Depths of Unemployment for Daring to Make a Joke That Was Actually Funny About Melania Being a Widow, How Dare He
The latest news is that President Trump is having a major meltdown because someone made a joke about him, and…
When the return policy is a little TOO loose 🍭🤔
The Typical Walmart! #shorts #reels #funny #memes #comedy #relatable #viral #trending #walmart #walmartlife #onlyatwalmart #customerservice Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy,…
The Babylon Bee’s Official Recap Of All 11 World Wars
Millions of people have only just learned from Congresswoman Ilhan Omar that there have actually been 11 World Wars,…
Media Still Stumped As To Motive Of Gunman With Manifesto Titled ‘Why I’m Going To Kill Donald J. Trump’
U.S. — Members of the national media remained completely baffled as to the target or motive of a gunman…
Trump, Omar Argue Over Whether It’s ‘Two Corinthians’ Or ‘Eleven Corinthians’
WASHINGTON, D.C. — A heated dispute broke out on Capitol Hill on Tuesday as President Donald Trump and Congresswoman…
Well, someone really does need to learn not to litter
How I wish I have the guts to do that too…who knows? Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in…