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Month: April 2026

Because the World Was Missing a Movie Where a Cowboy and a Swordsman Team Up to Fight Crime and Look Ridiculously Cool Doing It in a Battle of Wits and Facial Hair
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Because the World Was Missing a Movie Where a Cowboy and a Swordsman Team Up to Fight Crime and Look Ridiculously Cool Doing It in a Battle of Wits and Facial Hair

FinnApril 27, 2026April 27, 2026

Breaking news: Django and Zorro are teaming up, because who doesn’t love a good buddy cop movie… set in the…

Valve’s Steam Controller Finally Gets a Price and Release Date Because You Were All Dying to Spend Money on Something That Might Possibly Work
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Valve’s Steam Controller Finally Gets a Price and Release Date Because You Were All Dying to Spend Money on Something That Might Possibly Work

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 27, 2026April 27, 2026

Oh boy, have you guys been waiting for this moment forever! 🤩 Valve has finally announced the release date and…

JD Vance Still Waiting For Secret Service To Retrieve Him From Secure Hiding Area
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JD Vance Still Waiting For Secret Service To Retrieve Him From Secure Hiding Area

FinnApril 27, 2026

       The post JD Vance Still Waiting For Secret Service To Retrieve Him From Secure Hiding Area appeared first on…

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Trump Presents King Charles With Autographed Copy Of Declaration Of Independence

FinnApril 27, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump welcomed King Charles III and Queen Camilla to the White House on Monday…

Babylon Bee

Struggling New York Mets To Start Mr. Met At Third Base

FinnApril 27, 2026

    NEW YORK, NY — Following a brutal 9-19 start to the season, the struggling New York Mets announced that…

Report: You Probably Due To Experience Big Life Tragedy Soon
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Report: You Probably Due To Experience Big Life Tragedy Soon

FinnApril 27, 2026

       LEXINGTON, KY—Researchers at the University of Kentucky published a study Monday confirming that you should brace yourself for a…

Because The World Was Just Missing A Remake Of A 15 Year Old Game That Was Already Kind Of Meh The First Time Around
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Because The World Was Just Missing A Remake Of A 15 Year Old Game That Was Already Kind Of Meh The First Time Around

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 27, 2026April 27, 2026

Breaking News: Ubisoft Might Be Remaking the First Assassin’s Creed, Because You Clearly Didn’t Buy Enough Copies of the Original…

House Of The Dragon Season 3 Trailer Is So Lit It Will Probably Burn Down Your House
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House Of The Dragon Season 3 Trailer Is So Lit It Will Probably Burn Down Your House

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 27, 2026April 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more dragons, drama, and disappointment? 🐉👑 Because HBO’s House of the Dragon…

Babylon Bee

Liberals Applaud Improving Diversity Of Would-Be Trump Assassins

FinnApril 27, 2026

    U.S. — Following the harrowing incident at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner over the weekend, progressives across the United…

Babylon Bee

Architect Carefully Designs Airport So Rental Car Center Is Conveniently Located 75 Miles Away

FinnApril 27, 2026

    DENVER, CO — In a groundbreaking move for municipal infrastructure, lead architect Gerald Hinkley unveiled blueprints for a renovated…

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