Because What Everyone Really Needs is a Day of Overpriced Champagne and Cheesy Music in the Park with a Side of Questionable Life Choices

R&B Picnic is back in 2026! 🎉🍹
Featuring MIMOSAS, food trucks, DJ Kub & DJ Pretty Boy Mell 🎶
$500 karaoke competition 🏆
Hosted by Courtnay Nicole 🎤
Sponsored by Strive High Academy 📚
No BYOB, picnic baskets allowed for a fee 🛍️
Cash bar and Mimosa Passes available 🍹👍

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Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.

Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.

Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤

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