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Month: May 2026

DEEP PURPLE Finally Decides to Release Music That Matches Their Ego with New Single ‘Arrogant Boy’ from Their Obviously Genius Album ‘Splat’
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DEEP PURPLE Finally Decides to Release Music That Matches Their Ego with New Single ‘Arrogant Boy’ from Their Obviously Genius Album ‘Splat’

Chord F. DiscordMay 12, 2026May 12, 2026

Get ready to rock out with the legendary DEEP PURPLE, as they release their brand-new album “Splat!” on July 3…

Ahsoka Finally Decides to Get Off the Couch and Announce Season 2 After Making Us Wait Forever
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Ahsoka Finally Decides to Get Off the Couch and Announce Season 2 After Making Us Wait Forever

FinnMay 12, 2026May 12, 2026

After waiting for what felt like an eternity, the second season of Ahsoka is finally on its way to Disney+,…

Bodysnatcher in Charlotte, NC (05/12/2026)
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Bodysnatcher in Charlotte, NC (05/12/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 12, 2026

Deathcore from Florida Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…

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Liderando la mejora continua en salud con Lean Seis Sigma porque obviamente alguien necesita tener un título más largo que su lista de logros

Chuck B. BallsyMay 12, 2026

¿Quieres ser un ninja de la salud? 🤣 Aprende Lean Six Sigma para optimizar procesos y no volverte loco 💥…

Carnifex in Charlotte, NC (05/12/2026)
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Carnifex in Charlotte, NC (05/12/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 12, 2026

Deathcore from San Diego, California! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

200 Stab Wounds in Charlotte, NC (05/12/2026)
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200 Stab Wounds in Charlotte, NC (05/12/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 12, 2026

Death metal from Cleveland Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Ingested in Charlotte, NC (05/12/2026)
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Ingested in Charlotte, NC (05/12/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 12, 2026

Slam/Brutal Death Metal from United Kingdom Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Events

Learn How to Waste Your Money and Crush Your Dreams with Our Expert Guidance in Startup Masterclass

Chuck B. BallsyMay 12, 2026

🚀 Learn to launch your dream startup online on May 24, 2026! 🚀 🤣👏 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately…

Events

Because You Clearly Didn’t Eat Enough at Fiesta Get Ready for 30th Annual Zoo La-La Food Fest

Chuck B. BallsyMay 12, 2026

🎉 Zoo La-La! is back! 🎉 San Antonio Zoo: 50+ restaurants, beer, wine, Tag Team and Digital Underground! 🍴🎶 Chuck…

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9 Signs ‘Lord of the Rings’ Is Clearly A Pagan Work

FinnMay 12, 2026

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