Another day, another attempt by the Fake News CNN to undermine our glorious President Trump! They’re at it again, folks, trying to downplay the effectiveness of the recent strikes on Iran’s nuclear facilities. Can you believe it?
CIA Director Ratcliffe says Iran’s nuke program is toast, but CNN, probably funded by Soros and the Deep State, claims the damage is minimal. Defense Intelligence Agency, probably filled with closet liberals, initially downplayed the strikes, but the White House, standing strong for America, called it “wrong.” Of course, Trump is right, he always is.
Tulsi Gabbard, a true patriot, confirms the facilities are destroyed. But don’t worry, folks, even if they try to rebuild, it’ll take years, giving us plenty of time to MAGA even harder!
It’s all a conspiracy, I tell you! The Democrats and their media allies want Iran to have nukes so they can destroy America. But Trump is too smart for them. He’s playing 4D chess while they’re still trying to figure out checkers.
The liberal “experts” claim a single operation isn’t enough, but Trump knows best. He’s got a plan, a beautiful plan, and it’s going to make America safe again.
And those “secret” Iranian facilities? We’ll find them. Trump always does. He’s like a bloodhound sniffing out leftist treachery.
So don’t believe the Fake News, folks. Trust Trump, trust the plan, and together we’ll make America great again!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
